Clay Aiken is... wait for it... gay.

MAX · 09-24-2008, 04:05 PM

Look outside your window! There's probably a beautiful rainbow in the sky! If you look closer, you'll see glittery unicorns jumping through it. What's the occasion? They are celebrating the coming out of one of the greatest singers in the world! CLAY AIKEN!

I know, he's 'coming out'. Seriously, if anyone thought he was straight...well.. then they were about as in touch with reality as Jeff is with his thinking he's moderate. Anyway, if you go to his fansite, you'll come across a few 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans who just aren't happy with this. Claymates are like the military. Don't ask, don't tell! Now they have to find another fembot singer to rub their raggedy clits to. Zac Efron perhaps? *sad*

Anywho... how are you feeling about this? Does anyone need consoling?

Here are a few inspirational posts from his fans to help you through the day.

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This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream. please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now

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I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion.

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One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this.

and maybe the saddest....

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I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore.

Darc Requiem · 09-24-2008, 04:36 PM

Wait a minute, people actually thought Clay Aiken was straight!?

Hottotty · 09-24-2008, 04:39 PM

Wait a minute, I thought Clay Aiken was a lesbian.

MAX · 09-24-2008, 04:46 PM

touche

09-24-2008, 04:50 PM

I used to play with Clay Aiken's balls in my bathtub.

Darc Requiem · 09-24-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hottotty

Wait a minute, I thought Clay Aiken was a lesbian.

**DEATHSTAR** · 09-24-2008, 07:27 PM

Crappy thing to do as a result of "his sons birth".... Thanks dad!

Lizzaroni · 09-24-2008, 08:23 PM

Stop the presses.

Smokey · 09-24-2008, 10:47 PM

I lol'd when I saw this on the news and they called it a surprise announcement.

Darc Requiem · 09-24-2008, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokey

I lol'd when I saw this on the news and they called it a surprise announcement.

The News ---->

<-----Clay Aiken

They can't be serious. This has to be the least surprising coming out story in decades.

Smokey · 09-24-2008, 11:09 PM

It's also really pathetic about how blind his fans were. I'll bet they think that Bush was God's gift to humanity and that Armageddon will come on the day he exits office, too.