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Old 09-11-2008, 09:39 AM   #1
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Why Metallica can suck my hairy (bowling) ballbag

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7598617.stm

Metallica have said they would "welcome" the leak of their latest album on the internet via filesharers, as it would get their album heard by more people, quicker.

YOU ****ING HYPOCRITICAL *******-ASS WHINING OLD ****ING BASTARDS.

With the advent of Napster and the appearance of sand in your wrinkled old vaginas, you essentially started the wave of shutting down file sharers, and turning people who exchanged music via this medium into goddamn criminals!

But no less than 15 years earlier, those very same people who were using the medium of audio cassette to exchange YOUR music with their friends and thereby catapulting you into the ****ing halls of metal stardom, you couldn't praise them enough! Oh no! You ****ing loved them for that! "Tape our records and pass them to your friends!" you screamed at concerts. And your loyal fans did just that!

But 15 years on, when you had made your money, you clamped down on them because for every $10,000,000 you made, you lost $100.

You ****ing cheapskate bastards.

But then you went down the rocky road of being ****, and you lost your edge. Your fans began leaving as you had started the trend of Status Quo Metal, and you sucked ass. Being diagnosed with cancer of the ****-end was preferable to many than being given a copy of "St Anger".

And now, in an attempt to claw back some fans and get some more money, you're welcoming the leak and sharing of your album.

**** you, Metallica. ****. You.
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:21 AM   #2
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Harsh words son. Do kinda agree that that is some hypocritical ****.

****n metallica.
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:56 PM   #3
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**** metallica up the ass anyways. they are ****. 'you flush it out'.
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:31 PM   #4
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I like their music, at least the old stuff, and the new album isn't bad. With that said, I cannot agree more. I always thought that Metallica's turning point was after Cliff Burton died, and they slowly declined in quality. This file-sharing ******** is insanely hypocritical, and I've lost a lot of respect for Metallica because of it.
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:54 PM   #5
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Hello, I was told there would be hairy ballbags in here? I'm here for the hairy ballbags.

*waits patiently*

p.s., Metallica hasn't been good in a really long time...
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:59 PM   #6
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I am glad I'm in a office by myself, you had me laughing my ass of with that one MAX.
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Old 09-13-2008, 05:41 PM   #7
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Having a general dislike of metal anyway, I'll agree. **** those hypocritical bastards.
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:40 PM   #8
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Old 09-14-2008, 03:54 AM   #9
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^ Couldn't agree more Smokey.

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Old 09-14-2008, 03:58 AM   #10
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Hello, I was told there would be hairy ballbags in here? I'm here for the hairy ballbags.

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p.s., Metallica hasn't been good in a really long time...
This has got LMAO written all over it.
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Old 09-14-2008, 09:35 AM   #12
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Metallica broke up when Reagan left office, as far as I'm concerned.

That said, their new album isn't half bad. But there's no way in hell I'm paying money for it.
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Nothing good since "...And justice for all".

Anyone who disagrees should die in a fire.
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:27 PM   #14
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To be completely honest, And Justice For All didn't really do it for me. I dug the anarchist themes, but the music just came off as the guys in Metallica trying too hard to impress people with their technical ability. I don't have a problem with musicianship, but if it takes away from the impact of the music it just comes across as pretentious and annoying. And also, the sound was thin as paper and completely lacked lower treble. The previous 3 albums (Kill Em All, Ride the Lightning (my personal fave), and Master of Puppets) beat the living **** out of And Justice For All.

But Death Magnetic isn't so bad. At least it wasn't as bad as St. Anger (ugh!).
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Wow Reagan, I'm impressed. You seem to know your **** and not just accept anything a band throws at you.
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