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11-05-2009, 07:38 PM
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Nope. The fair's a few more miles down the road.
A sphincter says what?
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11-06-2009, 09:57 AM
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With anchovies, please!
Why is that dog praying?
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11-06-2009, 10:50 AM
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It's agnostic.
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11-06-2009, 11:18 AM
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I once read that dust made from the horns of unicorns is actually capable of spawning life where it cannot normally be spawned. If that life that was spawned where life could not spawn, what would you name him? Granted, unicorn horn dust only spawns life that's well into the late stages of its life span. It probably has to be an old name...
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11-06-2009, 01:15 PM
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I shall call him...Mini-me. *raises pinky*
What's in a name?
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11-06-2009, 01:17 PM
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5 letters and a space.
What's Christmas made out of?
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11-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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Consumerism
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11-06-2009, 02:50 PM
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If he has a smoke bomb, he doesn't hit the ground.
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Toronto.
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Curbstomping.
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Gay people would come out of the bathroom.
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Only when a customer's left.
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If it's raining cats and dogs, shouldn't you pray for kitty litter?
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