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Old 11-05-2009, 07:38 PM   #16
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Nope. The fair's a few more miles down the road.

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Old 11-06-2009, 03:39 AM   #17
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what? what? in the butt.

smoked sausage?
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I once read that dust made from the horns of unicorns is actually capable of spawning life where it cannot normally be spawned. If that life that was spawned where life could not spawn, what would you name him? Granted, unicorn horn dust only spawns life that's well into the late stages of its life span. It probably has to be an old name...
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I shall call him...Mini-me. *raises pinky*

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Old 11-06-2009, 01:26 PM   #23
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Because Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X.

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