2.) Laughing at what a sly dog you are. Possibly followed by sexy time.
3.) The slamming of aforementioned pizza box lid on your dick inside said pizza box followed by a punch to the top of the box where your junk resides. Sexy time usually will not follow.
I bought a speedo this summer, and wore it down in Florida. I didn't shave anything. To be fair, it wasn't the crotch hugging style, but more of a trunk style that was still pretty short and snug. Even when I get the classic speedo, I'm still not going to shave.
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I bought a speedo this summer, and wore it down in Florida. I didn't shave anything. To be fair, it wasn't the crotch hugging style, but more of a trunk style that was still pretty short and snug. Even when I get the classic speedo, I'm still not going to shave.
I have absolutely no shame in that respect. I'm hardly immodest. It just doesn't bother me that I have a Speedo. It's quite similar to the older style swimsuits that men used to wear from back in the day, as opposed to the ultra baggy surfboard style swimwear. Screw that.
I just laffed my ass off. You walked around in a speedo with a bush hanging out?! Brilliant! why not try growing a mullet out of your ballsack while you're at it?