Movie Quotes, For Everyday Use

[Monkeylord]

It's been ages since we've had a quotes thread, lol.



We've been watching some classic Duo's back to back the past few nights, started with the 2 Ace Ventura films and then moved on to the 2 Wayne's World's and finally yesterday the 2 Bill & Teds. Every so often I find myself blurting out some nonsense from one of these films, for example - whilst dishing up dinner, I got some plates out of the cupboard and grabbed a bowl. I held it next to my face and said to Hollie:

"Guano Bowls... collect the set" (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls).



I'm sure we can all be accused of doing this kind of thing after watching a movie, but everyone can agree that some movies are just too quotable for their own good.

List down some of your favourite movie quotes suitable for use in everyday situations. I'll start with one, but list as many as you like (including movie name and character).



"I've got a full-on robot chubby" - Evil Robot Ted, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

[virion]

Originally Posted by fight club

sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Plasticman - Salton Sea

so many quotes can come from that clip above.. the Salton Sea. val kilmer's character and a friend go to buy some meth from this guy at a hotel room who is completely spun out. these quotes all come from the character 'bobby'.

"you thought you could fuck with bobby! you thought you could fuck with bobby! bobby you thought you could fuck!"

"did you bring the plastic men!"

"excuse me.. i don't mean to impose, but i am the ocean."

[HGW XX/7]

"I've worked in the private sector. They expect results." - Dr. Ray Stanz - Ghostbusters

"Tell 'im about the Twinkie" - Winston Zettermore - Ghostbusters

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick." - Dr. Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters

"Great, save some for me." (when referring to Peter being slimed) - Dr. Egon Spengler - Ghostbusters

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!" - Dr. Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters

"Light is green, trap is clean." - Dr. Ray Stanz - Ghostbusters

[Aetheema]

"great power comes with great responsibilty" - Spiderman..

[Lizzaroni]

"This isn't Vietnam, Smokey; it's bowling. There are rules." - Big Lebowski

Except I substitute "bowling" with whatever I'm doing at the time.

[virion]

'no offense and all, but.. you're fucked in the head right?' richard asking daffy in their only conversation in 'the beach'.

[virion]

"i think you're constipated.. in your fucking soul. i think you might have a really big load of grumpy petrified poop up your soul's ass." - penelope telling bloom in 'the brothers bloom'.

[andre]

Salton Sea...I remember seeing some of that.

"And that's how we won the game. Together...happy. And deep in concrete, we finally shared our childhood dream, the dream of an endless love"- Love Me If You Dare

Lovely film. It's a French film with English subtitles.