worst movie you've ever seen

[Lovebird]

ok, this is a two part question, worst movie that was so bad it was hilarious, and worst movie so bad it wasn't funny...min are troll2 for hilarious, and troll1 for simple horribleness....the kid in troll is named harry potter......this film came out in 83 i think....i thnikn i smell conspiracy.....

[McBizzel]

Gigli, yeah, I'm gonna go with Gigli, it was even worse than Orgy of the Dead or even Redneck Zombies. Yeah, that's saying a whole lot. I know what you're thinking, but I saw it for free ok, and I only saw the first hour before I walked out. --~

[Serj]

28 Days Later

[motyang]

Cradle 2 the Grave

[GBA]

Haha easy choice. Final Fantasy man that sucked hard.

[Adolf Disney]

Raw Deal, not only is it the worst Ahnold movie I've ever seen, it's the worst movie I've ever seen.

It's funny but it wasn't meant to be funny. Lol! Arnold is a Sheriff in a North Carolina town! hahahah....

[Wh|tE gUy]

Zoolander. I WISH it was so bad it was funny, but it wasnt. I dont understand why ANYONE would like this movie. I saw it at a cheap theatre too, but i was still considering asking for my 2$ back.

Worst movie ive seen that was so bad it was funny would have to be a tie between to Bruce Willis movies, Death Becomes Her and Hudson Hawk (or something like that). God those movies suck. The latter i saw fairly recently, after which I realized i have hated pretty much every Willis movie Ive seen besides Die Hard 1+2.

[Messiah]

Originally posted by Serj
28 Days Later

Really, i thought that movie looked awesome. The zombie one right;)

[Virus-X]

I loved the movie 28 Days Later. It isn't as action packed as I thought it would be...but once I got over that...wow...I loved it.

[Professor Go]

28 Days Later is AWESOME.. who the heck votes that movie worst? Sheesh..

Star Wars: Episode 1.. now that's a true piece of crap, worst movie ever conceived.

[jozenshin]

So bad it was funny: Banana Joe.
So bad it wasn't funny: American Streetfighter.

Both movies sucked, and both were picked by Dad so I think it's safe to say that I will never let Dad buy/rent movies again.

[prime_timer]

Alright, the shittiest movie ever made has to be.... geez, there have been a lot of bad movies. Probally any horror series that gets dragged on for too long, Jason 9, Freddy 12, all-around grade A crap of that nature.

The one movie that was so baad it was funny was attaack of the killer tomatoes. god that was stupid, yet hilarious

[Silliw 2]

28 Days Later is better enjoyed if you've seen the movie that inspired it. It's awesome, whoever voted for it should be stripped naked, dipped in honey, and thrown into Winney the Pooh's cave after he's been starved for two weeks straight.

I can't think of a bad movie now...be back later.

[Serj]

I thought 28 Days Later was just overrated.

[Messiah]

What was so bad about it? Wasn't it what you expected it to be or something

[Serj]

Well, with all the hype of such a horror film I didn't find it that scary or interesting. I got kinda bored of the story after a while and I didn't think the story was that good to be honest.

[Monkeylord]

I'd have to spend a bit of time thinking of an overall stinker... but recently the worst movie I'd seen has to be a toss up between LXG and Underworld. Both stink to high heaven in my opinion.

[Messiah]

I just watched Jason X. That movie was so crap. It was corny as hell. It was so badly done i found myself laughing rather then feeling scared. A definate candidate for worst film i've seen

[Serj]

Yeah, but the concept of Space Ants is amazing. Uber Jason is cool!

[Linque]

I'm sorry, but I absolutely loved FF: The Spirits Within.

That said...

Movie so bad it was funny: Plan 9 From Outer Space and Dude, Where's My Car?
Movie so bad it wasn't funny: Manos, Hands of Fate

I challenge each and every one of you who read this to TRY and watch "Manos, Hands of Fate" in one sitting. This movie was so bad, that even when I watched the version done by Mystery Science Theater 3000, it took me 3 days to finish.

If you do try and watch it, rent the MST3000 version at Blockbuster. (By the way, the MST3K cast even said it was the worst movie they ever had to do.)

Watch it, I DARE you. (If you really do, please let me know what you think.)

[The Laminator]

Killer Clowns from Outer-Space

[The Switcher]

Jack Frost: A convicted killer gets electrocuted and melted into snow mixed in with toxic waste. So, logically, he becomes a killer snowman that can shoot icicles from his chest, stab people with his carrot nose..etc...

MIB 2: I've never sat down and watched a movie, and had absolutely no reaction to it. I didn't laugh, I didn't get bored, I didn't get angry or excited...I just sat there, trying to figure out why this was ever made.

Jawbreaker: A teen/horror flick in which a girl dies in the first 20 min, by choking on a jawbreaker. Then the rest of her friends have to cover up this brutal crime. That was the entire story. And what's worse, not one of the girls was remotely hot. Except for the one who died, which is further proff of the stupidness.

[Boondock Saint]

so bad it's funny: orgy of the dead

worst movie ever: habit, a flick about a vampire where he just has sex a lot. and it wasn't even a soft core porn. damn i got ripped on that one.

[The Hot Girl]

Pooty Tang......... it sucked... i laughed at the simple fact that i was sitting in the theater for another ten mins... then another and another... then i left laughing at how stupid it was of me to sit in there. it sucked... there wasn't even a plot i tell ya.

[Santo]

Another vote for Gigli, just flat out terrible. Ben and Jen should NOT be making movies together.

[Boondock Saint]

i really hope that "Jersey Girl", kevin smith's new flick that has both of them in it doesn't suck ass...

on the good news front, jlo's not supposed to be in the movie that much, and doesn't even have a large role...:)

[Link]

Worst movie I have seen: Master of Disguise. Unfortunately, my 18 year old brother has it on DVD, and he loves it.

Also, I will vote for Just Married, starring Ashton Kutcher. That thing was horrible. I found no reason for those two to get back together after their horrible misadventures.

[Hyrulian Hybrid]

Finding Nemo

[OutlawAdidas]

How dare you say Finding Nemo! Anyways, I'd have to say Freddy got Fingered.

[Link]

Originally posted by Hyrulian Hybrid
Finding Nemo

Blasphemer! Finding Nemo was great!

[OutlawAdidas]

Disney makes great movies.

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

Originally posted by Paladin
Worst movie I have seen: Master of Disguise. Unfortunately, my 18 year old brother has it on DVD, and he loves it.

Also, I will vote for Just Married, starring Ashton Kutcher. That thing was horrible. I found no reason for those two to get back together after their horrible misadventures.

Just Married!? That movie was fantasic IMO. But anyways, worst movie I've ever seen. Hmmm, I can't think of anything now but I'll be back! --~

[Lovebird]

just married sucked....i'm sorry chris, but it sucked a huge zucchini hard....REAL hard...

[rhs_radicalguy]

try 17 has to be the worst movie ever.

[Sabur]

Originally posted by OutlawAdidas
Disney makes great movies.


i hope that was sarcasim....


Worst older movie

Mr. Saturday Night


Worst Newer movie

Matrix 2

Flamming not necisary.... that movie just sucked bad... plot, Special effects art, everything...

[Lovebird]

of course it sucked, no doubt

[Sabur]

good, i was geting tired of peole saying that, that trilligy was the best ever and crap like that... 1st i liked but 2nd was horrid and 3rd i'll rent some time... but im sure it will suck as well

[Lovebird]

it was worse than the 2nd

[Sabur]

well, then i guess i wont waste my money at all then, thanks

[Kaizoku_Kouji]

Matrix 3 suxxors ('sucks really bad' a new term my cousin is trying to spread around, so go with it), but the worst i've ever seen was 'Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron" ........shudder............

[MAX]

Passion... the book was better

[Miggy-AMN]

Universal Soldier 2.

[MAX]

Double Dragon

[Professor Go]

Matrix 2 and 3 were horrrrrrible... so was Star Wars 1 and 2 though.. yuck I can't get the disgusting taste out of my mouth!!

*rinses with Lord of the Rings*

Yum, refreshing!

[Miggy-AMN]

Hahahaha, I do love my Arwen. ;)

[bountyhunter]

the medallion. turned that f*cker off after 10min

[Kaizoku_Kouji]

the medallion & the tuxedo both sucked.

[rpguidry]

Has anyone seen Killer Clowns from Outer Space? That gets my vote for worst movie and runner up is Dark City.

[MAX]

I'd have to say..... my mom and dad's "home movie" I stumbled across when I was younger. I was trying to find the christmas packages... =(

Scarred for life.

[Messiah]

Originally posted by rpguidry
That gets my vote for worst movie and runner up is Dark City.

You better not be talking about Dark City by Alex Proyas cause if you are i'm gunna have to beat you with a salami stick. That movie fuggin ruled!!:D

[McBizzel]

The Lizzie MacQuire Movie is the worst I've ever seen... I MEAN, pff, I've never seen The Lizzie MacQuire Movie, but I bet it would be the worst that I've ever seen if I did. --~

[NickTheGamer]

Originally posted by jozenshin
So bad it was funny: Banana Joe.
So bad it wasn't funny: American Streetfighter.

Both movies sucked, and both were picked by Dad so I think it's safe to say that I will never let Dad buy/rent movies again.

i loved the american street fighter :(

[Boondock Saint]

Originally posted by Messiah
You better not be talking about Dark City by Alex Proyas cause if you are i'm gunna have to beat you with a salami stick. That movie fuggin ruled!!:D

that's the only dark city i know of.

i agree with you, dark city was good.

and jennifer connelly...sooo hot, want to touch the hiney.

[Wh|tE gUy]

Any Stalone movie other than the first few Rockys, Rambo, and Demolition man.


PS Is it spelled "hiney?? For some reason i always thought it was "high-knee".... does that make me seem retarded?

[Boondock Saint]

yes, retard boy, it does.

c'mon man...daylight and cliffhanger are also good flicks.

[McBizzel]

Don't forget Spy Kids 3D either. --~

[Boondock Saint]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

he got nominated for the razzies for that piece of crap. i'm not sure if he won, though...

probably did...

[Link]

Yes, it is definitely a contender, along with Good Boy.

[McBizzel]

Originally posted by Boondock Saint
hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

he got nominated for the razzies for that piece of crap. i'm not sure if he won, though...

probably did...


.. aheh, heheheh, excuse me, I guess I had something in my THROAT! Now either my vision is failing me, or I just saw you say that Spy Kids, 3D, was a piece, and you didn't finish that statement with either Heaven, or gold.

If I recall correctly, I think that you saw it. As did I, how could ANYONE find that movie to be anything BUT perfection? Oh you fool. --~

[Boondock Saint]

i did see it. and, i enjoyed it while i was watching it. however, it's just a crappy fun movie for kids. just like 'once upon a time in mexico' is just a crappy fun movie for adults.

if there's one thing rodriguez has going for him, it's that he knows how to entertain an audience. however, i certainly wouldn't call anything he's ever made a masterpiece. i think his best film is from dusk til dawn, by the way...but that's probably b/c i'm a tarantino fan.

[Miggy-AMN]

Originally posted by rottwylor
I'd have to say..... my mom and dad's "home movie" I stumbled across when I was younger. I was trying to find the christmas packages... =(

Scarred for life.

http://forums.n-philes.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif

[Lisa Lowell]

Well this string has been around for a while, but I thought me bumping the thread wouldn't be too bad since I am new and obviously don't understand message board etiquette yet... but my answer to "what's the worst movie you've ever seen?" would have to be Cat in the Hat. Now... I'm probably giving too much credit to this crappy movie just by mentioning its name which might possibly spur some/one of you to go see it just to see if it really is as bad as I'm about to say it is:

It was really bad. REALLY. For real.

That is all :)

Fantastic!

[bountyhunter]

Hey, you know what was udder crap people? Biodome. Polly Shore is the stupidest *** on the planet.

[Boondock Saint]

it's PAULY shore, you dumb****. and, at least biodome's funny...

[MAX]

I want to add a movie to this thread...

HOUSE OF THE DEAD

[McBizzel]

HA, I never saw that one. I'll probably see it sooner or later, dude, Matt LOVES zombie movies. --~

EDIT: Plus, it looks so bad, I can't help but want to see it myself. --~

[Boondock Saint]

no way dude. it looked SO bad, that i don't ever want to see it. do you know how bad a horror movie has to look to me for me not to EVER want to see it? in whole or in part? pretty ******* bad.

by the way, does you posting on forums right now constitute as you getting work done at swearingen, or you wasting time and not getting anything done? b/c i'd say the latter.

[McBizzel]

Work done. --~

[MAX]

I saw House of the Dead... the first 10-15 minutes were...interesting. Then it's all down hill... THEY HAD SCENES FROM THE ACTUAL VIDEO GAME IN THE MOVIE...it was retarded....

and I'm a HUUUUUGE horror fan...especially zombies

[Messiah]

Same horror movies are great, never heard of house of the dead mind.

Has anyone seen a movie called Good Burger? well that movie truely sucked.