Chocolate or French Fries?

[Hottotty]

We all know these are the only two snacks worth eating, so which is best?

For those who vote chocolate: wrong.

[Buddy Magert]

Mickey D's to be exact especially after a long night of clubbing.

[Z.E.I.D.A.N]

Depends on which fries, but I'd take most of them over chocolate.

[Lizzaroni]

French fries all the way, although I try to avoid snacking on both. It's more like a "treat," imo a.k.a "don't look at me like that it's x week of the month."

[Nismo]

Oh man french fries all the way regardless from where. Arby's, White Castle, BK, McD....yummmm.

[prime_timer]

French fries is the only acceptable answer.

[Rensa]

You're all out of your Goddamned minds. Chocolate is infinitely better than french fries. The latter just make your mouth and fingers feel oily and leave you with feelings of regret. Chocolate tastes awesome and gives you an endorphin buzz! How could you choose anything else?

[MikeWolfskin]

Chocolate FTW! I don't get into it that much but when i do OMG Chocolate FTW! Love french fries to death thu and eat them a lot more!

[Monkeylord]

How about...
Chocolate coated french fries!!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/13686_d354bc9353.jpg?v=0

[MR EPIC]

Chocolate by a mile. Can't say much more than Rensa did aside from maybe that there are thousands and thousands of types of chocolate in comparison to the one flavor of french fries: Greasy. :P

[Blinger101]

Notice that the key word being used here is 'snack'. I wouldn't classify chocolate as being a snack (excluding candy bars, because those aren't always made entirely of chocolate, like Oh Henry bars). Chocolate itself (ALL varieties) is more of a desert than anything.

That being said, I don't consume french fries enough to consider them a snack either. They are more of a side to a dish (McDonalds or Dairy Queen), as they always have been.

All THAT being said, my vote is towards french fries. Logically, they are the more pheasable choice to a snack food.

[HGW XX/7]

French Fries. Waffle Fries. Curly Fries. regular cut. Whatever. I love 'em.

Chocolate fails unless it's paired with something else. Caramel. Nougat. Cookies.

Plain? Screw that.

White chocolate on the other hand punches regular in the face.

Chocolate Ice Cream tastes like crap too, so it fails as well.

[prime_timer]

I would like to add something onto my original post: While chocolate pretty much blows ass compared to french fries, the white and dark varieties of chocolate have been known to rock my face off on many an occasion.

[Hottotty]

There used to be this french fry truck in Windsor Canada (next to Detroit). The guy would drive the truck around and it somehow had a deep fryer in it, and he hand-made french fries with sea salt and malt vinegar. I nearly moved to that city as a result. Best fries ever, and automatic French Fry Win.

But anyone who thinks they can say white chocolate tastes good, and get away with it, has another thing coming. White chocolate tastes like barf and anyone who likes it likes to eat barf. Barf eaters.

[Rensa]

But anyone who thinks they can say white chocolate tastes good, and get away with it, has another thing coming. White chocolate tastes like barf and anyone who likes it likes to eat barf. Barf eaters.
Your face tastes like barf! I should know!

[/selfzing] :(

White chocolate is the bomb. Not quite as good as milk, but it's damned delicious. Not so great in large quantities, though.

[MR EPIC]

Let's put things in perspective fellas: Would you rather use french fry grease for foreplay or melted chocolate? The only good fries are from McDonald's.

[Smokey]

Let's put things in perspective fellas: Would you rather use french fry grease for foreplay or melted chocolate?

That makes sense.

/thread

[Hottotty]

That's the dumbest argument I've ever heard. If I had to use anything in in foreplay it would be gravy, but that doesn't make gravy a great snack.

Don't get me wrong. Gravy is a great snack, but just for different reasons.

[Buddy Magert]

Let's put things in perspective fellas: Would you rather use french fry grease for foreplay or melted chocolate? The only good fries are from McDonald's.

Point well taken but some people have freaky fetishes. LOL

[HGW XX/7]

Everyone knows whipped cream is better than chocolate for foreplay.

[Smokey]

^But chocolate is better than french fry grease, amirite?

[Z.E.I.D.A.N]

The only good fries are from McDonald's.

For the first 30 seconds, yeah :P

From all the major burger joints, my favorites are from Burger King and the curlies from Jack in the Box. McDonalds fries are delicious when they're fresh and hot, but any time after that makes them inedible.

[Smokey]

^Yeah, the only thing that can save them at that point is Texas Pete. But what doesn't taste better with Texas Pete?

[Hottotty]

Texas Pete?

http://superted.gr82bgeeky.co.uk/images/pic8.jpg

Also, where does everyone stand on the issue of sweet potato fries? Personally: For.

[HGW XX/7]

^But chocolate is better than french fry grease, amirite?

Not necessarily. You have much to learn, my friend. There's a time and place for everything.

[Smokey]

Texas Pete?

http://superted.gr82bgeeky.co.uk/images/pic8.jpg

Also, where does everyone stand on the issue of sweet potato fries? Personally: For.

Are you telling me that you don't know what Texas Pete is? You are ignorant of the divine qualities of man's greatest condiment? Is that what you're saying?

And sweet potato fries are ass.

Not necessarily. You have much to learn, my friend. There's a time and place for everything.

Well, in the Biggest Little City in the world, sure. 'Cause that's where the kooks and the crazies live.

[HGW XX/7]

Well, in the Biggest Little City in the world, sure. 'Cause that's where the kooks and the crazies live.

Tell me how that's a bad thing? Sometimes you gotta get a little crazy, ya dig?

[Smokey]

That amount of crazy is unhealthy. Like nuclear-meltdown unhealthy.

[HGW XX/7]

That amount of crazy is unhealthy. Like nuclear-meltdown unhealthy.

But it hurts so good. It hurts so good.

[prime_timer]

Let's put things in perspective fellas: Would you rather use french fry grease for foreplay or melted chocolate? The only good fries are from McDonald's.

Thats chocolate's one redeeming quality and you know it, you deviant bastard.

Sweet Potato fries are FTW.

And honestly, if we wanted to be talking healthy snacks here, we'd have made a thread about carrot sticks and apple slices. But since that thread would blow chode, we're stuck with this much more awesome thread about foods that are actually kick ass.

[Rensa]

You don't get thirsty after you eat chocolate.

+1 for moi

[Nismo]

Apple slices with chunks of peanut butter is ****ing amazing.

[Smokey]

Apple slices with chunks of peanut butter is ****ing amazing.

:offtopic:

Actually, Rensa, I do get thirsty when I eat chocolate. But that's more a desire for a glass of milk to complement it than anything. You actually need to drink something with fries, otherwise your throat will shrivel to nothing. Seriously.

[HGW XX/7]

^Pfft, only if you put salt on them.

And if you do, it's because the fries you have suck so you have to hide it with salt.

[Monkeylord]

French fries suck anyway... you want proper chips, boys!

http://www.freefoto.com/images/9905/05/9905_05_31---Chips-with-salt-and-vinegar_web.jpg

[Rensa]

Very true. Nothing like some good old fish 'n' chips wrapped in newspaper :D

[Monkeylord]

wrapped in newspaper :D

It does alter the flavour for the better, and no-one knows why?

[HGW XX/7]

You keep your putrid malt vinegar away from me!

[Monkeylord]

's gonna getcha, GONNA GETCHA!!!

[Rensa]

Keeps the jellyfish away :D

[Monkeylord]

And the Jellied Eels








... **bloorp!** old memories, why must you haunt me so!

[Hottotty]

I have no idea what you two are talking about, but it sounds ****ing gross.

[Z.E.I.D.A.N]

You don't get thirsty after you eat chocolate.

+1 for moi

Haha, I was gonna make it a point that I hate eating chocolate coz it always makes me thirsty :P

[Hottotty]

It's true. I always gotta be drinking something if I eat chocolate. I've never understood those chocolate and coca-cola people tho. That's disgusting.

[Smokey]

^Ugh. That IS nasty.:(

Sean, there is no variety of fry that tastes good without salt. I work in a fast food place and I've been to many more. I know this stuff. You have to have salt on your fries. If you think otherwise, you're a sick man. A very sick man. And a pervert and a communist, to boot. So there.

[HGW XX/7]

^Sick Pervert, yes. Communist, no.

[prime_timer]

^Ugh. That IS nasty.:(

Sean, there is no variety of fry that tastes good without salt. I work in a fast food place and I've been to many more. I know this stuff. You have to have salt on your fries. If you think otherwise, you're a sick man. A very sick man. And a pervert and a communist, to boot. So there.

This is true, and it is the only flaw I can find with In 'N Out Burger. I need like two salt packets to get those things to flavor and blood pressure raising perfection.

[Hottotty]

Man, I miss California mostly for the In n Out burgers. I'd destroy a double right now.

[HGW XX/7]

In n' Out is the most over-rated burger chain in the history of the world.

Are they good? Yes.

Are they the best? **** no.

Are the people who claim it is the best total idiots? Of course.

[Buddy Magert]

I dont know if they are out there yet but the best burger chains are Five Guys and Checkers.

If u ever get a chance to try either u wont be disappointed.

[HGW XX/7]

^I don't think we have those here in the west. If I recall they're making their way west though...

[Buddy Magert]

My company actually did the website for Five Guys and my last company we did the IT and customer service for them. They actually should have a few in Cali opening up but they started here in VA and are actually part owned by a few former Redskins players.They are kinda expensive but it is worth it and they give u a bag of fries not just a lil cup full.

[HGW XX/7]

^Yeah, Nevada isn't quite California. If they have one in Sacramento, I'll be able to try it soon though.

[Smokey]

^Sick Pervert, yes. Communist, you know it.

Fixed, comrade.

I dont know if they are out there yet but the best burger chains are Five Guys and Checkers.

If u ever get a chance to try either u wont be disappointed.

Yeah, Checkers is pretty good. They make the only burger that I prefer to have chili as a topping. I don't know what it is, but it just makes it better.

Haven't tried Five Guys yet, though I did apply there for a job once. Would have gotten it, too, except they were only hiring for mornings and I had class then.

You know who has great burgers? Cookout. Best burgers evar. Get a Big Double Tray with Chicken Nuggets & Hushpuppies with a Huge Tea, and put pickles and Texas Pete on your burger and barbecue sauce with the Nuggets and Hushpuppies, and you have a feast fit for a king. Ambrosia of the gods, my friends, ambrosia of the gods.

[prime_timer]

In n' Out is the most over-rated burger chain in the history of the world.

Are they good? Yes.

Are they the best? **** no.

Are the people who claim it is the best total idiots? Of course.

I dont know man. It's easily in the top three. Get that thing animal style!