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prime_timer
12-08-2008, 06:56 PM
President-Elect Barack Obama has claimed he'll do many things, but little do we know that he's already lying to us! (http://blogs.wsj.com/biztech/2008/12/04/obama-zunegate-day-two/)

Barack Obama: Zune man? Or Apple fanboy?

Yesterday the Philadelphia City Paper ignited a controversy over the question, with a blog entry that included the innocuous detail that the President-elect was working out while listening to the Microsoft (not Apple!) music player.

But today a spokesman puts the vicious rumor to rest. “Not true, the President-elect uses an iPod,” he says. And the Philadelphia writer, Neal Santos, blogs today: “It could belong to one of the many Secret Service dudes that were at the gym, Michelle, or even one of his daughters.”

That hasn’t stopped the merriment within the community — and yes, there is one — of Zune users, who are drastically outnumbered by iPod fans.

“For now we’re claiming the president-elect one of our own,” writes Adam Krebs on Zune Thoughts. On the site’s forums, Alber1690 writes “I was a staunch Hillary supporter, but this is awesome! I’m excited for the future of this country.”

“I don’t know if he can institute all of this change that everyone expects from him but he has impressed me once again,” writes Zune Max. “If the Zune team was on top of things they would send Obama some more Zunes for the new cabinet so they can Zunecast each other.”

On Zunerama’s message boards, one user writes “Look at what President Reagan did to the sales of jelly beans! This is great news!” “This is probably the best endorsement Zune could’ve gotten… for free,” says another.

The Apple crowd isn’t as psyched. “You can’t run an election claiming you own an iPod and garnering people’s votes then after you win suddenly start toting around a Zune. That’s just not cool,” writes James Poling.

“The news today that Obama is apparently a Zune user disapoints me. I wouldn’t mind trying one, but I wanted him to be an iPod President,” Twittered Scott Thatcher. (Most Tweets mentioning the Zune today are in reference to ZuneGate.)

Simply unacceptable. He hasn't quit smoking either! THAT MONSTER!

Rensa
12-08-2008, 07:48 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20081208.jpg (http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20081208.jpg)

:O

prime_timer
12-08-2008, 10:09 PM
lawl, that's where I got this horrifying story. The world must know that President-Elect Obama can't find firm ground on his stance in mp3 players.

Smokey
12-08-2008, 11:03 PM
I...Thi...Wha...*brain splodes*

HGW XX/7
12-09-2008, 05:21 AM
He's smarter than I thought.

I mean, what, with the Zune being absolutely badass.

No sarcasm in this post, either.

MR EPIC
12-09-2008, 06:07 AM
Obama smokes?

Monkeylord
12-09-2008, 07:19 AM
I fail to see how what device he uses matters... but then again, I wouldn't (lawl).

Hottotty
12-09-2008, 08:37 AM
ipod is for losers. Now you know. If only we can convince Obama that a Creative Zen is the way to go, then the world would be secure.

BTW, he still smokes? Gross.

Smokey
12-09-2008, 04:57 PM
I fail to see how what device he uses matters... but then again, I wouldn't (lawl).

Being from England, you wouldn't understand how important flag pins, cigarettes, and MP3 players are to us materialistic Yanks.

HGW XX/7
12-09-2008, 08:07 PM
Being from England, you wouldn't understand how important flag pins, cigarettes, and MP3 players are to us materialistic Yanks.

The first is only important to the right wing. The second is only important to the left wing. And the last is only important to Apple fans (they're somewhere past left wing).

Smokey
12-09-2008, 10:22 PM
The first is only important to the right wing. The second is only important to the left wing. And the last is only important to Apple fans (they're somewhere past left wing).

The ass?

JValone
12-09-2008, 10:53 PM
This is possibly the dumbest nerd uproar ever.

What makes it even worse is that one of Obama's guys actually responded to this idiocy. Seriously, if I were in charge of his PR and I got this question I'd respond with something along the lines of "Seriously? We've experiencing a financial crisis and we're bankrolling failed companies left and right and this is the number one thing on your mind? Next question."

The fragile psyche of Apple fans truly amazes me sometimes. I own an iPod myself and I'm satisfied with it, but it's not untouchable nor should it be treated that way. I've heard quite a few good things about the Zune from people who own it and it's quite possible that machine gets the job done just as well. The nerd peer pressure in favor of Apple products in general needs to die. That company has not earned this level of devotion. Hardcore Apple nuts are easily 10x worse than the most rabid Nintendo fan.

HGW XX/7
12-09-2008, 11:30 PM
The ass?

Specifically the hole.

cubeenigma
12-10-2008, 01:33 AM
ipod is for losers. Now you know. If only we can convince Obama that a Creative Zen is the way to go, then the world would be secure.

BTW, he still smokes? Gross.

ahem iRiver

and also, took a few days to understand the thread title

Lizzaroni
12-10-2008, 02:22 AM
This is possibly the dumbest nerd uproar ever.

What makes it even worse is that one of Obama's guys actually responded to this idiocy. Seriously, if I were in charge of his PR and I got this question I'd respond with something along the lines of "Seriously? We've experiencing a financial crisis and we're bankrolling failed companies left and right and this is the number one thing on your mind? Next question."
You'd be a better PR person than I would. My response would have been "Are you ****ing kidding me?"

Darc Requiem
12-10-2008, 08:46 AM
You and me both Liz, however JV has always shown and ability to stay above the fray. Maybe you should look into PR man :D

Rensa
12-10-2008, 09:50 AM
Lawl, I think I'd be down somewhere between Liz and Josh... if 'between Liz and Josh' means combining the swearing with the lengthy response :P

Smokey
12-10-2008, 12:21 PM
No lengthy response from me. Give him the finger and say "Next."