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MAX
09-24-2008, 04:05 PM
Look outside your window! There's probably a beautiful rainbow in the sky! If you look closer, you'll see glittery unicorns jumping through it. What's the occasion? They are celebrating the coming out of one of the greatest singers in the world! CLAY AIKEN!


I know, he's 'coming out'. Seriously, if anyone thought he was straight...well.. then they were about as in touch with reality as Jeff is with his thinking he's moderate. Anyway, if you go to his fansite, you'll come across a few 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans who just aren't happy with this. Claymates are like the military. Don't ask, don't tell! Now they have to find another fembot singer to rub their raggedy clits to. Zac Efron perhaps? *sad*

Anywho... how are you feeling about this? Does anyone need consoling?

Here are a few inspirational posts from his fans to help you through the day.

This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream. please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now

I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion.

One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this.

and maybe the saddest....

I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore.

Darc Requiem
09-24-2008, 04:36 PM
Wait a minute, people actually thought Clay Aiken was straight!?

Hottotty
09-24-2008, 04:39 PM
Wait a minute, I thought Clay Aiken was a lesbian.

MAX
09-24-2008, 04:46 PM
touche

ReaganYouth
09-24-2008, 04:50 PM
I used to play with Clay Aiken's balls in my bathtub.

Darc Requiem
09-24-2008, 04:56 PM
Wait a minute, I thought Clay Aiken was a lesbian.

http://pysih.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/you-win.jpg

DEATHSTAR
09-24-2008, 07:27 PM
Crappy thing to do as a result of "his sons birth".... Thanks dad!

Lizzaroni
09-24-2008, 08:23 PM
Stop the presses.

Smokey
09-24-2008, 10:47 PM
I lol'd when I saw this on the news and they called it a surprise announcement.

Darc Requiem
09-24-2008, 10:53 PM
I lol'd when I saw this on the news and they called it a surprise announcement.

The News ---->:pwn:<-----Clay Aiken

They can't be serious. This has to be the least surprising coming out story in decades.

Smokey
09-24-2008, 11:09 PM
It's also really pathetic about how blind his fans were. I'll bet they think that Bush was God's gift to humanity and that Armageddon will come on the day he exits office, too.

Lovebird
09-24-2008, 11:25 PM
I woke up this morning to my roommate shaking me and yelling, GAY-AIKEN CAME OUT! GAY-AIKEN CAME OUT!

I tell no lies.

Smokey
09-24-2008, 11:34 PM
Has your roommate been in a coma for the past few years? I'm just curious...

Rensa
09-25-2008, 04:17 AM
Who the ****'s Clay Aiken?

HGW XX/7
09-25-2008, 04:19 AM
^What he said.

MR EPIC
09-25-2008, 05:13 AM
LOL. Clay Aiken was I believe the 2nd or 3rd winner on American Idol. I've never personally seen him perform so I knew nothing about him being gay either.

virion
09-25-2008, 06:09 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/25/128668108750747941.jpg

DEATHSTAR
09-25-2008, 07:55 AM
I woke up this morning to my roommate shaking me and yelling, GAY-AIKEN CAME OUT! GAY-AIKEN CAME OUT!

I tell no lies.

It might be time for you and your roomate to have a sit down...

Smokey
09-25-2008, 02:53 PM
Clay Aiken was second place on the second season of America Idol, he got beat by Ruben Studdard. The only reason I know any of this is because he's from a city in NC not too far (relatively speaking) from where I live.

And he's been in the news at several times between that season and now. Rensa has an excuse for not knowing, not living in the US, but I have no idea how Sean couldn't know.

HGW XX/7
09-25-2008, 02:55 PM
^Because I've never watched an episode of American Idol ever.

I've heard the name. And I'd heard he was gay a LOOONG time ago. But that's it.

Smokey
09-25-2008, 02:58 PM
Neither have I (well, except for William Hung, BUT THAT WAS IT I SWUR). I just happened to see him in the news a lot at the time.

HGW XX/7
09-25-2008, 03:10 PM
^I don't watch news that reports on American Idol.

'Cause then it isn't worthwhile news.

Smokey
09-25-2008, 03:26 PM
Good point. I was in middle school at the time, though. I had weird thoughts about what news actually was. Like Gore's and Bush's differing plans concerning Star Wars. I really though that Gore was going to get rid of George Lucas' Star Wars. For that one reason, I wanted to see Bush in office because he was going to keep Star Wars. No lie.

Hottotty
09-25-2008, 05:14 PM
^I don't watch news that reports on American Idol.

'Cause then it isn't worthwhile news.

Srsly? Never? What a drag. I get so sick of laughing at politicians and warmongers as they bicker like nancies, sometimes laughing at Britney is just what I need.

chipotleattack
09-25-2008, 05:35 PM
A gay elf?

bountyhunter
09-25-2008, 05:54 PM
I've known this guy was gay since he auditioned for American Idol.

Smokey
09-25-2008, 07:43 PM
I didn't want to consider it then. Can you imagine?

"A North Carolinian has won American Idol. Oh, BTW, HE'S GAY."

Hottotty
09-25-2008, 07:44 PM
Wait ... I just had a thought. Is calling him Gay Aiken ok again?

Smokey
09-25-2008, 07:46 PM
Was it ever NOT okay? I'm fairly certain Clay Gayken has been acceptable all this time as well.

Coral
09-25-2008, 08:05 PM
^ Homophobe

Smokey
09-25-2008, 08:16 PM
Excuse me?

Coral
09-25-2008, 08:21 PM
Excuse me?

:) Hi Smokey <3

Hottotty
09-25-2008, 08:52 PM
I wanna say I'm achin' for some Gayken, but it's not even funny.

Smokey
09-25-2008, 09:29 PM
:) Hi Smokey <3

...Uh-huh.

MAX
09-26-2008, 09:38 AM
Wait ... I just had a thought. Is calling him Gay Aiken ok again?

I know.. it's Gayken, one word. People need to recognize.