Target v Walmart

[DEATHSTAR]

Do you value shopping experience over price, organization over selection, red balls over yellow dots?

[Nismo]

Wal-Mart, they have self checkout.

[MAX]

if I HAD to choose, Target. I never go to either though.. so.. *shrug*

[DEATHSTAR]

There are some targets with self checkout. Oddly I've seen neither store chicago with self-checkout.

I'm a bit of a neat freak so Target would win on that merit alone. Walmarts are just filthy cluttered messes jam packed with wall to wall people with **** stacked to the ceiling. And Walmarts offspring Sam's Club is a gross and accurate picture of American consumerism at its worst. I HATE that place.

[Tanooki]

Target easily. WalMart has a lot of problems such as their so-called everyday lower price because it's 2-4cents cheaper (.95 or .97 on a tag.) The place always seems dirty and somewhat run down. Depending which you go to it's like they pump a perfume version of liquid hillibilly or mexican into the vents which gets pretty bad fairly quickly. They may have more selection than Target, but the added selection tends to be some pretty lame stuff of varying levels of crap quality too.

[Smokey]

I prefer Target largely because I refuse to pump money into the Chinese economy at the expense of our own. That and the only likable employees at the Walmarts around here are the greeters.

[MR EPIC]

Target easily. Everything in Walmart is low quality. And I mean "Low". Plus the people you tend to see in a Walmart store are so damn ghetto.

[brian23987]

walmart has worse mexicans

[chipotleattack]

Target has pretty good quality stuff and good deals. Walmart is a dump. Plus there are Targets everywhere around me.

[Lizzaroni]

Target. I bought my PS3 at Walmart and went back a total of four times just to use my $100 gift certificate. The disc was faulty, nothing was in stock, the cables didn't work (and this was all stuff bought separate from the PS3), terrible service. It was just return after return after return. I've never had that trouble at Target.

[Rorshach]

Target. Every time I go Wal-Mart, at least two black people yell and say "Cracka'!"

I hate most of the ghetto crowd on the south side of Chicago.

[Hottotty]

I LOVE Walmart. Mine has McDonalds right inside of it and it's right next to menswear so if you ever buy a tshirt from them you can't wash it or it'll lose its chicken nuggetty scent.

Can't beat it.

[Z.E.I.D.A.N]

Target, because getting lost in a sea of overweight middle class women stops being fun after the third trip.

[Lizzaroni]

I LOVE Walmart. Mine has McDonalds right inside of it
Lol, the second closest Target to me has a Starbucks inside of it. I win.

[Sascha-AMN]

Target, because getting lost in a sea of overweight middle class women stops being fun after the third trip.

Yep. The worst is when they get so fat they need those carts to get around. If I ever become so fat that I can not move under my own power, Im just going to shoot myself and be done with it.

[Luis Sera]

AIDS v Prostate Cancer

[virion]

Yep. The worst is when they get so fat they need those carts to get around. If I ever become so fat that I can not move under my own power, Im just going to shoot myself and be done with it.

that's why i love wal-mart. i love driving around in those carts.

[Lizzaroni]

AIDS v Prostate Cancer
Easy choice for me.

[Smokey]

^I am both amused and mildly annoyed at your answer.

Yep. The worst is when they get so fat they need those carts to get around. If I ever become so fat that I can not move under my own power, Im just going to shoot myself and be done with it.

**** that. If I ever become so corpulent that I am immobilized, I'm gettin' a HoverRound. Then, my dreams of conquest via BeastMobile will be complete!

[Hottotty]

^ And you can finally go to the Grand Canyon.

[Lizzaroni]

^I am both amused and mildly annoyed at your answer.
Why? If someone gave you a choice between AIDS and Ovarian Cancer, which would you choose?

[Smokey]

^ And you can finally go to the Grand Canyon.

Lawl. On that note, why would I go across the country to see a big hole in the ground?

OH WAIT, I COULD GET THE HOVERROUND AT TARGET!!!lololz!!!1!

Why? If someone gave you a choice between AIDS and Ovarian Cancer, which would you choose?

I was speaking mostly in jest about how flippantly you can disregard prostate cancer and throw that in the face of every male member of this board. Again, mostly in jest.;)

[Lizzaroni]

I'm not disregarding prostate cancer, but if given a choice for myself, I would obviously choose it because I do not have a prostate.

[Smokey]

Yeah, I gotcha. Again, mostly in jest. Just sayin'.

[HGW XX/7]

I shop at Wal-Mart since it's 24 hours, and is the only place open when I get off of work, but I prefer Target easily. I used to work at Target... I actually kinda miss that job, it was pretty good.

[Tanooki]

Yep. The worst is when they get so fat they need those carts to get around. If I ever become so fat that I can not move under my own power, Im just going to shoot myself and be done with it.

We think alike on that. If I ever get to where I can't walk under my own power (including para or quadriplegic,) I'm going to be taken out back and shoot myself if possible, and if not someone else better do it.

[MR EPIC]

How could you like Walmart HGW when they couldn't produce a copy of Rock Band 2 for you on the release day?

[HGW XX/7]

^I don't go there for games, silly.

Edit; Unless I'm desperate.

[virion]

We think alike on that. If I ever get to where I can't walk under my own power (including para or quadriplegic,) I'm going to be taken out back and shoot myself if possible, and if not someone else better do it.

if i even lost a finger i would off myself.. you can ask anyone that knows me. i say this like daily.

[MR EPIC]

But you did go there for Rock Band pendejo. ;)

[Lizzaroni]

I used to work at Target, too.

[MAX]

I'm not disregarding prostate cancer, but if given a choice for myself, I would obviously choose it because I do not have a prostate.

That's going in my sig. lol

[Smokey]

I used to work at Target, too.

I'm actually considering getting a job there. I have friends that work there, so it wouldn't be too bad.

[Coral]

We dont have Target so :/ Walmart.

[Darc Requiem]

I'd rather be forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel strip tease than shop at Wal-Mart. Yes, I hate it that much. I used to work there, and I won't give those greedy bastards a cent. Unless its a dire emergency and they are the only place I can find an item, I won't shop there.

[HGW XX/7]

But you did go there for Rock Band pendejo. ;)

I was desperate to get it ASAP, du mieses Schwein.

[MAX]

I'd rather be forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel strip tease than shop at Wal-Mart. Yes, I hate it that much. I used to work there, and I won't give those greedy bastards a cent. Unless its a dire emergency and they are the only place I can find an item, I won't shop there.

I'm sending you a copy of Exit to Eden.

[Darc Requiem]

I'm sending you a copy of Exit to Eden.

:eek: Damn I had forgotten about that movie. Good one MAX. Well, at least Dana Delaney got naked in that one too.

[Smokey]

I'd rather be forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel strip tease than shop at Wal-Mart. Yes, I hate it that much. I used to work there, and I won't give those greedy bastards a cent. Unless its a dire emergency and they are the only place I can find an item, I won't shop there.

...You're serious, aren't you?

[Tanooki]

Hah Exit to Eden! Make sure when you send him a copy it just has the Rosie parts in it on loop. :puke:

[Darc Requiem]

Hah Exit to Eden! Make sure when you send him a copy it just has the Rosie parts in it on loop. :puke:

You know what Jeff? That link is for you :D

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/105516.jpg

[MR EPIC]

I'm not disregarding prostate cancer, but if given a choice for myself, I would obviously choose it because I do not have a prostate.

This reminds me of Fight Club, where Elena Bonham Carter would go to those prostate cancer meetings despite not having a prostate. :)

[MAX]

lmao, I forgot about that. I need to rewatch that movie

[virion]

This reminds me of Fight Club, where Elena Bonham Carter would go to those prostate cancer meetings despite not having a prostate. :)

testicular cancer.

[Smokey]

I knew that sounded wrong, but it's been too long since I watched Fight Club, so I couldn't say for sure.

[MR EPIC]

Yeah, testicular cancer.