Which Reins Supreme, Cats or Dogs?

[Hraesvelgr]

Which animal is the better, the independent house cat or the ever loyal best friend of man?
The age old question surfaces once more in a battle to the death!


Though a tough call, I would have to choose the dog as the better animal. A dog shows unconditional love and affection that, by the end of the day, a cat cannot possibly hope to counter.


Oh, and for the sake of this being a "War" Thread there is no middle ground, you must choose between the two!

[Monkeylord]

Dogs clearly. Cats are jerks (has Robot Chicken tought you nothing???).

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z44/WicketTheEwok/Animated%20Fun/RobotChicken-CatsAreJerks.gif

[ReaganYouth]

Dogs, no contest. I hate cats, and they hate me (as evidenced by the painful scratches on my leg).

[Z.E.I.D.A.N]

I dunno... dogs are more lovable than cats, but cats are just so much more manageable and clean. And they're also not helpless if you're away; they take care of themselves.

I'd like to have a dog but it's such a big commitment, mostly financial-wise.

But yes, I agree, cats are jerks. I understand cats ALOT more though, and I can tell when they're pissed and when they want attention, so it's a much easier pet to have around.

[Nismo]

No none? I hate both because of the ones my friends had as I was growing up. I can't deal with their messes, their drools, their jerkiness, their shedding, their hair everywhere, their jerkiness, their barf, their ****, etc etc. I just hate that ****. None will ever enter my households even if my significant other at one point wants one, **** that future bitch. No offense.

[Thebigbear8]

I can't really say...

I have 2 dogs and 1 cat and i love them all equally...

Although my cat has horrible breath and meows non stop... and is a jerk....

[Smokey]

Kittens are fun to have around...but they grow up to be cats. Dogs FTW.

[SpatenOptimator]

I'd have to say dogs are way more trainable and fun. Cats are too promiscuous; have you ever seen a cat walk around with its tail up sticking its backside out? Not for me.

[Smokey]

Are you thinking of these animals as pets or sex partners?:brow:

[MAX]

Both.

[ReaganYouth]

Bestiality FTW.

[Smokey]

Illegal acts FTW.

Fixed.:P

[SpatenOptimator]

Are you thinking of these animals as pets or sex partners?:brow:

Mainly pets...

[HGW XX/7]

Mainly pets...

I knew it was a mistake to refer you here.... :D

[Smokey]

You should know better by now. One rule about Kombo: You do not talk about Kombo.

[HGW XX/7]

^Fight Club this ain't.

Also, he's a Space Monkey.

[Smokey]

^Fight Club this ain't.

But War Room it is. That's Fight Club x10.

Also, he's a Space Monkey.

Well, in that case, he is more than welcome. Just one question. What manner of Space Monkey do he be?

[Luis Sera]

LORD SERA DEMANDS THIS ******RY END. CATS RULE.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm90/sonicdeath_/1177469464812.jpg
SRSLY LETS SEE A DOG BE THE SUBJECT OF SUCH A HUMOROUS MACRO. NOT GNA HAPN.

[MAX]

devil pussys (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1046684/Meet-Yoda-cat-FOUR-ears.html) win

[Smokey]

LORD SERA DEMANDS THIS ******RY END. CATS RULE.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm90/sonicdeath_/1177469464812.jpg
SRSLY LETS SEE A DOG BE THE SUBJECT OF SUCH A HUMOROUS MACRO. NOT GNA HAPN.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-dog-pictures-dog-suggests-you-find-timmy-yourself.jpg

It just did.

[Luis Sera]

It just FAILED. A pitiable attempt made worse by the fact that it's from a derivative of that dreadful 'icanhas LOLCATs' site whilst mine is straight from the source that must not be named.

CATS PWN DOGZ DEAL WIT IT YALL.

[Smokey]

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/46496/2003920568978423840_rs.jpg

Gentlemen, I rest my case.