Story Game (again)

[Jog DMC]

You probably know the drill, just continue the story. I'll start:

Ahem.

One day, Shigeru Miyamoto decides to take a vacation to some remote wilderness area in America...

[GBA]

And he see's a...

[jozenshin]

A Willy Wonka impersonator...

(sorry, I'm eating a Redskin and noticed the little Wonka logo)

[rjesualdo]

...from the amazon tribe...

[Jog DMC]

The amazon Willy Wonka impersonator threw a spear at Siggy, but just then...

[Dark Jinjo]

Just then a pack of flying donkeys craped on willy wonka imposter.

[Link]

Then, Shiggy decided that this was all just too wierd, so he went back to Japan, where the gaming public was waiting.

[McBizzel]

But instead, for no raisin(Futurama), he went to Michael Jackson's house.

[Link]

There, he was raped by Cocoa...

[McBizzel]

But he didn't care because in return he got a really nice set of Michael Bolton CD's.

[ETEP1]

But the Michael Bolton CD's were scratched to no end...

[McBizzel]

WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??????.... So then he cried a lot and went to kick it with the bear in the big blue house.

[Miggy-AMN]

Where MoNique had an affair with...

[McBizzel]

a gay guy even though he's a Christian so Miyamato pinched his butt so hard that MoN's ear fell off, for no raison

[Jog DMC]

The bear decided to maul everyone. On the way to the hospital, MoN...

[Shadow Ninja]

Did a dance...

[Link]

and banned McBizzel from the forums for a week.

[McBizzel]

... He would..... But then he cried because what he didn't know is that McBizzel is merely Miyamoto's clever disguise and when he banned Miyamoto, Miyamoto banished him from the land of all things Nintendo, FOREVER!

[Link]

So, MoN caved in and bought an XBox, but he didn't live happily ever after.

The End!(Or is it a new beginning?)

[McBizzel]

Good Story, Ok here's the start of a new one, if anybody wants to continue it.

Boondock was really sad one day because he found out that his father was none other than Count Chocula.

[Link]

So, he decided to visit his father. When he arrived at the castle, he had to wait, since his father was having a very serious meeting with Frankenberry.

[Nigel]

Frankberry was muching on French cheese and his father was munching on american cheese. Frankberry clearly had better taste.

[McBizzel]

But Boondock is deadly allergic to cheese.

[NickTheGamer]

All of sudden, "Boondock" took that cheese and stuffed it in Britney Spears'es...

[McBizzel]

Handbag, he also has an obsession with handbags.

[Silenus]

and things that are inside handbags...

[Link]

But that is beside the point. When Count Chocula finished his meeting, Boondock...

[ETEP1]

He came out and told his son that his real father is LUCKY THE LEPRECHAUN (spelling!?) and he was adopted by count chocula

[Link]

Now, by this time, Boondock was furious. He called Count Chocula a number of profane names, and kicked him in the shins.

[ETEP1]

Then he was sent away to live with his father in the woods...but along the way he visited the orphange in wich he lived in before being adopted. It was located in a tree ran by elves...but not just ANY elves...KEEEEEEBLER ELVES

[Link]

And so, the Keebler Elves, following the suggestions of Boondock, came out with an adult-themed cookie.

[ETEP1]

Bless his soul
Back to the story...
So (is the story about Boon?) the kid goes and stocks up on adult-themed cookies and eats them in front of the little orphan/child sweat laborers in the keebler cookie/sweat factory...and then leaves laughing with more cookies

[Link]

Just then, President Bush declares war on Boondock, because he is "oppressing little children". Or so he says...

[Mariosmentor]

And decides that bombing the little children will flush Boondock out....

[ETEP1]

but he doesnt because the bush administration is taken over by the boston celtics 1986 team...and boondock is saved

[Link]

Now while all this is going on, ETEP-1 is sitting at home, enjoying himself.

[McBizzel]

To a big bowl of brussel sprout ice cream, his favorite.

[Link]

But who should rush in but McBizzel, wearing a "Smoking Joe" mask and spouting off something about Australia.

[McBizzel]

hahaha, I'm sorry, I've added nothing to the story.

[Link]

, he said. But at that moment, the two were sucked into ETEP-1's TV, on which was playing the Mario Bros. movie.

[ETEP1]

And then I hit him with a flying elbow spike and give the honorable warcry that is "SHATNERRRRRRR!"

[Link]

But MoN, who just happened to be walking through ETEP-1's living room, turned off the T.V., and ETEP-1 and McBizzel were never heard from again.

The End!

And also, a new beginning.

[McBizzel]

... I didn't really like that one, aw. Ok, then just after MoN turned off the tv, he was grabbed by a big black man. The man ripped off MoN's pants to and then tied him up with is butt sticking out. He then took off his pants to reveal his boner, BIGGER THAN THE BIGGEST BLACKEST BONER EVER ALIVE! and proceded to rape MoN. MoN cried out in pain, which was weird because he usually loves it up the butt. No one ever found MoN or thought/cared to look for him and instead of killing MoN, the black man kept him alive and tied to the same spot until he died of natural causes in order to rape him a lot every single day. MoN never got used to the raping and hated it every single time. He died while being raped. THE END, also a new beginning.



...that'll learn you to make me never heard from again. Oh yeah, no offense MoN, if you're going to get mad at anyone get mad at Paladin.

[Link]

Once upon a time, in the land of Hyrule, lived a hero of destiny. The Hero's name? Navi.

[Boondock Saint]

Navi was the biggest, blackest fairy in all of Hyrule. So big, in fact, that this hero was in favor of raping all those involved in villainous treachery, most of all their leader, MoN, the king of all evil...and gaiety.

[ETEP1]

In order to take on MoN and his evil minions Navi had to go on a mystical quest to find the legendary warrior...PAPA SMURF

[Boondock Saint]

papa smurf resided in a smurfy little smurf village where he would spend all day smurfing about the countryside with his fellow smurfs. he hadn't utilized his training in many years, and, in fact, had come to be known as only the eldest and wisest smurf. MoN, meanwhile, learned of Navi's plan to find papa smurf and set out on his own quest to eradicate the threat from smurfland, and to make the hostages/prisoners give him bjs all the time. ...especially if they were guys. and so, on the third day of the winter solstice, he set out on this mission, with Navi two steps ahead of him, or so it seemed. Navi had his doubts about reaching the village before MoN, but since he had started earlier, his anxieties were calmed...

*i know a lot long...but i just couldn't stop writing about mon raping people...*

[Link]

But MoN had to put his mission aside in order to track down and defeat Boondock, who had evaded Bush's bombings in the previous story.

[ETEP1]

But Navi's inner concience hit his ass up with a 2-way page that read "GET YOUR ASS BACK ON TRACK AND FIND PAPPA SMURF...peace" so on he went to find the Smurf that is Pappa...

[McBizzel]

Using his rabid pack of chihuahuas he picked up on Papa Smurf's trail. It lead to the smurf village. His side tracking of trying to find Boon had given Navi time to reach Papa Smurf long before MoN did and had learned all that he could from the great smurf warrior. When MoN arrived in Smurf Vilage he found it in ruin. All the Smurfs had been killed, stomped to death. The entire village had been crushed by a single footstep. MoN new who it was. The footprint was that of a platform pump, it was Boondock.

[ETEP1]

HAHAHHAHA! That my friends, was nice...
Now that Navi was well trained he began his search for MoN...not knowing that Boondock "the platform pump wearer" was right behind...

[Jog DMC]

But all of a sudden, Shigeru Miyamoto appeared. He had got lost on his way back to Japan two stories ago and got sucked into a dimensional rip in space-time, winding up in this story.

[Boondock Saint]

and then was promptly beheaded by MoN, who is secretly the head of microsoft, serving dark lord bill gates, the ruler of the tiny planet $, named as a symbol, just like prince used to be.

MoN left the village with miyamoto's head, as requested by his lord, and continued on his quest to find Boon with even more vigor, quietly forgetting about Navi the great hero all this time, allowing the chosen one to hide in waiting just past the next river where boon had decided to rest.

Navi knew MoN would be there soon...and all it would take then, was time.

[ETEP1]

Wait, so MoN is looking for Boondock,
Boondock is looking for Navi
Navi found papa smurf and is now looking for MoN

So this is like a triangle of hate? Can anybody confirm this?

[McBizzel]

Yeah, lets try and wrap this one up before it spins too far out of control. Maybe I can do it. Here goes.

Unknown to MoN and even his Master Bill Gates, when he killed Miyamoto, he had caused a rift in the game-time continuam. Through this rift, the ones lost, were again found. ETEP1 and McBizzel, who had been lost in the world of games for an unknown amount of time, since there is no time in the dimension they had been trapped in by MoN. They had seen all that MoN and Navi had done and new that MoN was out to find their friend Boondock and take his life simply because he is a dick. They tracked down MoN just as he was about to kill Boon in his sleep, like a pussie. Using their awesome powers that they had acquired in the world of gaming, they knocked MoN to the ground. A fierce battle ensued and just as they were about to do MoN in, he pulled a pussie move and ran like a little girl.

MoN ended up running to ETEP1's home and we all know what happened after that.

After they learned of MoN's fate, ETEP1 and McBizzel set forth to battle Bill Gates and the Microsoft empire, though they knew the odds were against them.

~THE END~

So, to summarize everything:
McBizzel and ETEP1 are alive and now have awesome powers
Boondock is free from Bush and from MoN
All the smurfs are dead
Miyamoto has been murdered
Navi Rapes MoN for the rest of MoN's natural life.

Yep, I think it all worked out in the end.

Ok, so THAT is the end of that story. Next?

[Link]

The one known as Bill Gates was angry. His servant MoN had failed him. However, it was only a minor setback. Darth Gates, as he called himself, felt ready to unleash his ultimate weapon.

[ETEP1]

haha...
guys, hes gonna realease his ultimate WEAPON *wink wink*

[Boondock Saint]

and unleash his ultimate weapon, he did, as a sort of punishment for MoN (ha), but MoN actually REALLY liked it, as he's in favor of all things ultimate like that.

Darth Gates, disappointed in his abilities as a masochistic dark lord thus embarked upon his greatest endeavor yet: to turn the entire world into lovers of windows and the xbox, but in the united states, and japan, in particular, he was faced with major fiscal setbacks, forcing him to hack into the mainframe supercomputer of none other than our story's hero:

SUPER FORUMS NERD!

[Link]

Supe Forums Nerd, commonly known as ETEP-1, had just returned from his adventure in Hyrule.

[ETEP1]

Known for his stunning good looks, body of a greek god, flexability, and knowlege of video games, he was just the person the world needed to get rid of the evil X-Brick...

OH YEAH! LETS NOT FORGET HIS SIDEKICK(s)...

[McBizzel]

McBizzel, the lovable scamp. Known for his incredible fighting ability, his ability to fly, and his awesome mustache. He is the perfect sidekick for ETEP1, especially considering that they both got their powers together in the gaming world. But this does not complete the team, how could anyone forget about...

[Link]

Paladin, the righteous knight of everlasting light. Robed in white, with the legendary sword Excalibur, he was evil's worst nightmare. The three set out on their epic journey, heading for the planet $.

[McBizzel]

Dude, you're too late, I've already been stated and described.

EDIT: Ok, he changed it.
Their journey was quite pleasant, there was snacks and lots of fun. They watched movies and just had a great time. Once they reached Planet $ they found that they had to pass through the fortress of XE(XBox Evolved), full of viscious fan boys. They found the entrance to XE and who did they see? Why none other than Boondock himself. He had been locked out of the fortress for his Anit-XBox sentiment.

[Boondock Saint]

Boondock became enraged by this act of cruelty, and vowed to find a way into XE by way of a different ISP, and then to unleash all holy hell on the fanboys inside. to this end, he joined the heroic band of heroes, and they heroically began their assault on the towering fortress of loudly and violentally crashing operating systems...

[Link]

Meanwhile, Carlos, Darth Gates' new right hand man, was readying their new secret weapon. This weapon was designed to cause chaos throughout the universe. It was the most evil, Windows 2004.

[Boondock Saint]

Windows 2004 exploded suddenly, though, killing both Carlos and Darth Gates, and leaving the palace open to the oncoming onslaught. of course, our heroes weren't privy to this information, and went about planning an elaborate attack involving twelve ISPs, a box of Cheez-Its and a pack of wild buffalo.

[ETEP1]

And lets not forget the Snorks...they want in on the fightin' too

[ETEP1]

OK!
Time for a new story....
Lets make it a battle between mark hamil (as luke skywalker) and that fruity guy that plays Anakin Skywalker
They will be in Jedi mode so make the story fight Jedi-like!

[Link]

No, let's not. That suggestion killed the game. Now I'll have to start a new story.

It was a dark, stormy night, and MoN had lost his hair dryer.

[ETEP1]

Enter mark hamil....no? ok fine, no mark hamil...
Enter Paladin laughing at MoN with hair dryer in hand

[Link]

You see, Paladin had found out that the acronym MoN stood for "Master of the Netherworld".

[Monkeylord]

MoN was enraged at being made the butt of many jokes and cruel forum posts and summoned the "Goats of Dubious Origin and Messy Hobbies" to smite his enemies using paint, cheap moddeling clay and badly glued models of WWII planes.

[Rensa]

Summoning his dilapidated models, MoN vowed to take back what was rightfully his. Unfortunately, the dryer was plugged into an evil, primitive NTSC home entertainment system...

[Link]

Using the ensuing explosion to his advantage, Paladin drew his sword Excalibur. But MoN was too quick. He had also drawn his sword, the evil Masamune.

[Monkeylord]

Unfortunately Excalibur was a heavy blade, and Paladin had weak wrists... which promptly fell off with a plop.

[ETEP1]

Laughing, MoN went on the offensive by summoning his Blue Angel fighter jet models on Paladin...and on the offensive they went

[Rensa]

But Paladin wasn't done yet! With the last of his strength, he called upon his bottle of chilled green tea as his lasting legacy to the world.

[WarAllTheTime]

Even though Paladin is dead, his spirit lives on through the bottle of chilled green tea! Instead of taking over the world, the jet models decided they'd all do stunts until...

[Lovebird]

a gelatinous blob consumed everything except...

[Link]

a radioactive disc entitled "Giftpia".

[ETEP1]

the radioactive waves went all around the world and somehow revived everybody. So now everyone is alive and well and they have a minty green look to them...and they begin to plan their counter attack led by PALADIN THE BRAVE!

[prime_timer]

When suddenly a radioactive wave awakens something within the earth's core, giving it five days until it explodes into a fiery ball of doom.

[ETEP1]

(is this FF7 like or what?) And along comes cloud strife and barret

[prime_timer]

then cloud pulls out that big frikkin sword hes got and starts kicking immense loads of ass

[ETEP1]

MoN senses trouble and soon begins to run for the town of hobbiton. There he meets sam (frodos mistress) and begins a relationship. But following only a few days behind is cloud and the gang.

[mario]

they force MoN to come out of the closet by scaring him the huge sword

[Link]

Meanwhile, Paladin, revived and beefed up, leads the Heroes of Dawn and Light (McBizzel, Etep1, and Boondock Saint) to the planet's core to stop the impending doom.

[Immortal-JyNxX]

The JyNxX steped in and got killed in 0.7 sec....

~ditto~

[Link]

but he was able to give his holy aura to the Heroes.

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

and Jynx told them how fuggin awesome Harry Potter was and the heroes decided to....

[Link]

recruit Potter into their party.

[McBizzel]

Now, by this time Harry had become a teenager and was going through puberty and all of it's horrible plights. He was plagued by acne and afflicted with chronic masturbation. --~

[Link]

Therefore, the Heroes of Dawn and Light found Potter fondling his wand, if you get my drift.

[mario]

cloud thought potter was retaurded, so he picked him up and threw him into the core of the earth

[Link]

Now by this time, the monster at the center of the earth was nearly ready to climb through the earth's crust.

[mario]

the monster came up, and black mage from ff1 came up and tried to inflict his stabbity doom upon the monster, he was knocked out of the way, but on the ground, before he died , he cast a powerful nuke spell followed by a fir3 to take the monster down with him

[Link]

But, as the monster was Final Fantasy-themed, he changed into another form. But the Heroes of Dawn and Light were ready this time.

[mario]

as the monster transformed to it's final form, cloud braced his sword and struck, followed by the other heroes. the monsters body was destroyed, and the archnemesis of each hero appeared before that hero.

daunted by images of sepiroth, cloud fell off the mile long drop into the core. halfway down, cloud regaind sanity and ralized he was falling. he murmured "at last i'll see you again, aeris", and then he was killed by the flame

[Link]

Undaunted, McBizzel lifted his arms, releasing the awesome power of Bio upon the villians.

[mario]

and the monster died in a huge explosion that killed everything on earth except for zero, who had been nearby.
zero used that cool teleport move from mega man zero for gba that he uses after he beats a level to tele port to the world of pop star, where kirby and friends were relaxing after an air ride race.

[Link]

However, King Dede had a notorious plan.

[mario]

king dedede (is it deedee or dedede, it seems different in the different kirby games.) smashed zero's head in with a hammer while he wasnt looking. when zero went unconcious. the king stole his beam saber and tried to use it to cut kirby in half.

kirby backflips to dodge the attak and lands on his warpstar.
he flies into the air then does some type of insane homing warp star shuriken attack to knock the beam sword out of the king's hands. kirby drops onto the ground to try and catch. he is... succesful! he staps king dedede until hes dead. zero awakes and begins to shoot at kirby.

kirby dodges the first volley of blasts, and rushes forward. kirby counters another volley with a stab to the face that severly winds zero. kirbyswallows him to inherit better beam sword abilities.
zero counters with a charge shot , and multiple volleys of smaller blasts.
kirby tries to doge a triple rod attack. he was almost sucesful, but the attack brushed his right arm wing thing and the swrod is knocked out of his hands. zero dashes to get it.

kirby is already heavily damaged so he runs like hell to get away from zero. kirby copies zero's power, so now they both have a beam sword. they trade blows.
kirby manages to hit zero several times, but hes already so heavily damaged its no use. zero beats the crap out of kirby ,
until he bothers to ask why kirby even had the beam sword. kirby explained the situation, and they stopped battling. zero also explains how he got here. kirby says that later he'll decide if he will help zero revive the people of earth. by letting him into the fountain of dreams. for hundreds of years only warpstar knights were allowed into the fountain of dreams, and whenever the king tampered with the holy fountain, trouble occured.

[koten]

King Dedede rushes kirby and attacks him with the hammer untill Kirby is a pancake. Zero is shocked by the events which he witnesses and slices dedede's hat in half. Dedede runs away crying. Suddenly Samus' ship lands next to Zero, and she starts attacking him. It's not samus, it's the Sa-X!

[mario]

well looks like we bothposted at the same time.
i call using my post! ha ha ha. from now on we consider my post to be the one that we'll use, since both of these posts couldnt both happen. or we could come up with a needlessly complicated alternate universe theory.

[Link]

Waking up from his night of nightmares, Zero finds that he is actually in the lab of the late Dr. Light.

[koten]

Originally posted by mario
well looks like we bothposted at the same time.
i call using my post! ha ha ha. from now on we consider my post to be the one that we'll use, since both of these posts couldnt both happen. or we could come up with a needlessly complicated alternate universe theory.

I posted 6 minutes afte you so mine occured after your events so...

Originally posted by Paladin
Waking up from his night of nightmares, Zero finds that he is actually in the lab of the late Dr. Light.

Dr. Light walks in and says "Sorry for being late."

[mario]

Originally posted by koten
I posted 6 minutes afte you so mine occured after your events so...



Dr. Light walks in and says "Sorry for being late."


but they couldnt both occur, in my post the king dies, and then in your post, he smashes kirby with a hammer!


Zero explains to doctor light that this must be a dream world and that must have been the real world because doc light lived in 200x while he had lived in 21xx/22xx even if the first one was 2009
and the 2nd is 2100 thats 91 years for a person whos already at least 60, and plus the chances are more likely that it would be further into the centruy than 2100.

Doctor light turns into the bogey man.
Zero did the robot equivalent of wetting his pants and then woke up in kirby's guest room

[koten]

Kirby explains to Zero that he was dreaming. The whole thing before Dr. Light did hapen thou. It's that the Dedede that was killed was a clone and the one that he scared away was the real thing.
the Sa-X shows up again and Zero prepares to attack but Kirby stops him. Apperently Kirby and the Sa-X settled their differences and are going to have children.

[mario]

zero realized this kirby must be another robo-clone, so he enforces his power with the z-saber. after taking all that damage earlier, the kirby-bot collapsed with one attack.
"now it's time to take care of you!" zero said to sa-x

zero charged forward. samus tried to hit him with the blaster, but he was too fast. his 21xx design was far more powerful than any thing she could unleash with her coby of a 20x5 power suit.
zero got hit a few times, but it could stop him. he started kicking a** with his sword, and did heavy damge before sa-x got an opening with her screw attack.
Samus unleashed the screw attack, and caught zero off guard.

Zero was too power to be forzen by her ice beam, unless she charged it up. sa-x kept on releasing her charge beam attacks while zero dodged and got closer.
whenever zero came within distance he hit samus with his sworduntil she screw attacked away.
Zero soon became familiar with dodging the screw attack, and samus-x was in trouble. she only had one ice missile.

She charged up and blasted
"diffusion missile" zero dodged the missile , but was frozen by the ice beam.
samus charged up her ice beam, and blasted whenever he became unfrozen. using this cheap tactic, she almost defeated zero, but he got one second in between freezing at one point.
he switched to the fire element chip from mmz, and dodged samus' next blast. he then charged up a fire element and blasted samus-x onto the ground. he took his z-saber and hacked at the robot until it was fully destroyed. " what a cheap attack, i am a much better fighter than her. and i had heard so much about how great a battler she was. i have battled the true samus holo gram , and this wimp paled in compairson. many said this was samus' greatest enemy. even kirby-bot was more powerful than this. wait, who am i talking to?" said zero.

[koten]

Suddenly the core-x that existed within the Sa-X that Zero had just destroyed rose out of the destroyed body and multiplied. One core-x became another sa-x and the other infected Zero himself.
After a great internall strugle zero expeled the core-x, but it had copied is design and power data. Now not only did he have to deal with the Sa-X, but also with the Zero-X

[mario]

zero got in the ship that samus had owned, and quickly blasted off. he turned around into a nose dive, and fired at the x clones.
a heavy artillery blast cannon from somewhere in the distance helped zero to boliterate the meadow.

Zero realized the shots were fired at him, and quickly blasted out of his nose dives, before another cannon blast exploded behind him. zero realizes that it must be the real king dedede.

He blasts into that direction, avoiding the connon blasts. soon he arrives at a dark tower, and leaves his ship.

the entrance is guarded by a dark figure.

Cave worm

Zero strikes first, doing slight damage with a spin attack.

CW tries to suck zero into his mouth. zero was caught by suprise and couldnt get away, so he holds the muth open with his saber.
as he goes in, he holds on to the z-saber stuck into Cw's mouth.

it burns through, and CW shreiks in pain, zero takes advantage of the loss of the sucking to grap his z-saber and get out.

CW uses the opposite attack of eariler, this time blasting out wind to try to get zeroto fallinto a mine field.

Zero struggles franticlly to not be smashed into the mine filed, but hes slowly being pushed backwards.

Suddenly a mysterious figure distracts the caveworm. Zero gets off, and uses a chain combo on CW. Mysterious figure than helps out with a spell called something thunder, zero couldnt quite hear it.

Mysterious figure than attacks with his yo-yo, and is almost pulled in before zero launches his hadoken. this finishes CW off.

Mysterious figure than comes closer.

Zero can now see that he's wearing a simple red hat, and a t-shirt. he has black hair and a backpack.

my name's ness, whats yours?

[koten]

Zero picked up Ness and gave him a big hug

"I don't normally do that" said zero "you'll say nothing"

"Ok" said ness

a week later every newspaper in every part of the universe had a pic of ness being huged by zero. Titled Zero the Homo Robo

[mario]

after hugging ness, zero went into the castle, with ness at his side. they trvveld from floor to floor, solving block puzzzles, and destroying skeleton khights they came across . at the top king dedede was using a control to blast cannon beams, and destroy life on the planet popstar.kirby was tied up in a corner.

Dedede's lackeys meta-ridley and mateus were standing nearby.
KD said to lackeys "take care of them

Zero took on Adrammelech, while ness battled with mateus.
at first, zero was winning against MR, cutting up here and there, but then, MR used a powwerful kinetic breath blast that knocked zero off of his feet.
Zero jumped into the air, with a rising sword uppercut attack that was extremly powerful.
He then switched to a fire element attack, and changed to a power form. he attacked with an intense blast of flame, that managed to melt MR's wings
MR charged forward, and zero was kcnocked backwards, and almost fell through a glass window.
Zero began dodging his attacks, and then got the pattern down.
he needed to attack soon, or he would wear out.
Zero dodged another charge, and then while MR was vulnurable before his next charge, he struck with a multi-hit aerial combo, and sent MR through a massive glass window with a final blade attack. zero was much more powerful than MR, because, MR was made in 20x5, while zero was made in 22xx, more than 104 years and less than 204 years afterward.

meanwhile, ness was having trouble with Mateus.
Mateus's attacks were too powerful, and she had summoned a large host of undead to attack him
ness whipped out his trusty home run bat, and knocked zombies into mateus. he was on a roll now. pk fire! pk thunder! a \nother powerful yo-yo attack was the last straw for mateus, who began launching her most powerful attacks. one hit ness, almost knocking him out of the recently broken window, but zero, who had killed his prey, caught him. zero then shot a blast of energy forward that finally defeated mateus.

[Link]

Now, only King Dede was left facing the two heros. However, as he was cowardly, the king jumped onto a nearby warpstar and sped out the broken window.

[koten]

Unfortuanatly he was stabed in the eye by a shard of broken glass and bled to death

[Link]

And so, to celebrate the death of King Dede, Kirby held a victory party at the Fountain of Dreams.

[mario]

Zero was able to get the liquid from the fountain of dreams that would revive earth. he got into the sa-x space ship and began flying back to earth. on his way back, he recieved a signal from Mario thaat told zero to come and help him defeat Nightmare and desert boy. Zero fought bravely, but was knocked out. he was put into a scrap metal heap when a hobo thought he was a can and sold him for 10 cents. then suddenly he awoke, surrounded by trash.

[koten]

but it was too late... he was melted down and turned into sheet metal for a car

[mario]

the zero car drove to his ship, and rearranged his molecules to his original form. however this made him a much weaker fighter. he blasted off to earth, disgusted with his weakened abilities.

[koten]

and crashed into an orbating dumpster meteor, thus getting stuck in the trash heap of doom

[mario]

he used the scrap metal to fix the samus ship, and then headed back towards earth. when he reached there, he successfully revived the people of earth, except for the evil monster who started the explosion in the first place. at long last, his quest was over.

[Link]

Now begins the quest of Eliwood, the most celebrated knight of Pherae.

[koten]

Eliwood saved the mountain goats from extinction...

The End!

[MAX]

*roll credits*

[mario]

The audience left the theater with comments such as "this movie sucks ***, nad i hate this movie so much. then more people came in for the next movie.

[koten]

Then Eliwood saved the mountain goats from extinction... again!

The End, AGAIN!

[mario]

then the third movie started.

[koten]

But noone wanted to watch it...

[mario]

so the movie played in a blank theater.
The peaceful planet of K2L was being ripped apart by space pirates. A mothership hovered just out of cannonshot.
Commander Kradok appeared on a videoscreen in the war room of the mothership."master, we've found a pocket of resistence on the planet, but weve almost got them down. Once we kill the warriors, what should we do?"asked Kradok.
A gigantic glass machine stood on the other side of the room. inside was a gigantic brain, armed with missiles, laser cannons, and the like. Through a voicecom system, Mother brain muttered "kill the women and children. i dont want survivors breeding with other human colonies" Kradok said "but madam, isnt that quite harsh?" Mother brain said " i will show you harsh." Kradok began gasping on the screen, before he fell, and a pool of blood formed around him. Mother brain changed the frequency. "officer Ridley?" "yes, madam" "youve been promoted to commander"

[koten]

Ridely got so happy that he couldn't control his bladder...

[mario]

Ridley then shot acid piss all over remaining enemies. The acid piss killed thousands K2L residents. Ridley then shot kinetic blasts of energy to destroy all the builidngs while his soldiers vanquished over the enemy soldiers with flying colors. Ridley destroyed all the buildings, thinking that therefore he had killed all the women and children. In adeep grotto, an old woman held a baby in her hands. "samus, you must get revenge. it will be your duty." She performed many rituals to keep samus's pod safe from harm, and to send it to a friendly race, While Ridley checked undergroud for metroid deposits. As Space Pirate soldiers found her positoion, she had just enough time to launch the pod. Dumbfounded space pirates didnt react, until the pod was out of laser shot. The woman ran off, before a space pirate shot her in the back, and then dissected her with his arm scythe.

[koten]

But the pirates all died because mario tried to copy kotens post in every thread thing

[mario]

(he found out)


but the billions of other leigons of space pirates finished up the job. At this time the space pirate base was tallon 3. they returned to this planet. The pod carrying samus landed in the middle of a chozo village on the planet of Zebes. The chozos had found a spiked dinosaur underground, and had surrounded him with spells to keep him from waking up for 12 years. The baby was one year old, and sat in the pod, along with life sustaining hibernation machines, and a rotting crumbled piece of paper. This small baby was 13 years old, but resembled a 2-yearold due to the hibernation process that sustained her body. The chozo decided to scan the letter tosee language and translation, to help explain the origins of the human.

[koten]

it turned out that humans evolved from turkies...

[mario]

and that that was a malfunction in their computer, and humans had not evolved from turkies. They figured out that this person was Samus Aran, a female human at the ageof 2 at time of entering Hibernation. Samus grew up with the chozo. After leaving the pod, her internal body was damaged, and she needed to wear a power suit to sustain life. She recovered from this condition eventually, but still wore the power suit, as it made an excellent wepon/armor piece. Only occasionaly did she leave the suit. In the year 20x0, however an evil befell zebes, and it was invaded by space pirate armies.

[koten]

sa samus started to power up and blew up the spave pirates mother ship instead of waiting for them to invade zebs

[mario]

but samus wasnt strong enough and her attack failed. She fled into the woods, as the space pirates captured her tribesmen. using her suit to fend for herself, she made it to the makeshift ship that she had built with the help of a chozo engineer named Rikao. she couldnt let them die. SHe flew to the battle grounds, and was heavily wounded. She had been able to find 3 wounded chozo. Rikao, mardi, and Dinakai. Dinaki was the chief of the tribe, and Mardi was her best friend. Dinaki was far to heavily wounded and could not be saved . Rikao was almost dead, as was mardi. she performed surgery on both chozo, but only one survivedthe intense surgical session.

[koten]

Riako managed to survive, but Mardi didn't make it. With his final breath Mardi ransphered all of his power to Samus, who attained the mighty Chozo Suit. Samus' power was now unstapable, and now it was time to take her revenge...

[mario]

Rikao and samus blasted through space, mourning the death of their tribes people. Samus landed on a nearby planet. Along with Rikao, she passed a test, and was hired as a bounty hunter by the galactic federation. She and Rikao did several low-profile missions, until something larger turned up. A space pirate mothership was stuck in space after the hyper energy mechaninsm had burned out. After a high official at the galactic federation named dinat saw samus' records, and sent her on this mission. Aboard the ship was a space pirate named Dalas Koy, who was third in the ranks of space pirate ranks, below ridley and mother brain. Rikao came with her on this mission. Samus was armed with her blaster, power suit, morph ball, and bomb. Rikao had a PSO-style saber, think lightsaber.

[mario]

Samus and rikao boarded the space pirate mother ship using stealth, and saw the incredible insides of the mother ship. it was beautiful.