F, Marry or Kill

[Boondock Saint]

hey guys, if you don't know what's up with this game, you give three girls, and then people have to choose who they would F, Marry or Kill...simple, right?

since we're on forums, let's make some rules...simply to keep the clamor down.

1)only one person may answer to each set of women
2)then, that person must post three more women
3)the person cannot post until someone else has answered their list, and then posted new choices.

sound good? alright, i'll start...

sarah silverman, neve campbell, lacey chabert

[prime_timer]

F- Sarah Silverman
Marry- Neve Campbell
Kill- Lacey Chabert

heres my hilarious choices: The women of The View!
Barbara Walters, Star Jones, Meredith 'insert last name here'

[Boondock Saint]

ok...f barbara, marry meredith, kill star.

alrighty...

um...paris hilton, cameron diaz, or lucy liu

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

Kill- Paris (shes real hot but shes just too spoiled and a tramp)
F- Cameran Diaz
Marry- Lucy

lets see..... Angelina Jolie (I don't know how the hell to spell her last name), Britney Spears, or Jessica Simpson

[prime_timer]

F-Britney
Marry-Angelina
Kill-Jessica (shes too damn stupid)

The ladies of Final Fantasy X-2: Yuna Rikku and Paine (i dont think you should have to kill one of these lovely ladies, so institute something bad for them.... unless you do wanna kill them, then feel free ;) )

[Boondock Saint]

kill rikku, f paine, marry yuna.

this game needs some pep...

alright, supermodels: cindy crawford, heidi klum, bridget hall

[prime_timer]

kill bridget, f heidi, marry cindy

alright: J.Lo Janet Jackson, and Halle Berry

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

Whoa mama! I can't kill any of these ladies, too damn hard prime timer! lol, anyways:

F- Halle
Marry- J-lo
kill- Janet (the hardest decision I've made in my life).

Ok, now for my choices......... Carmen Electra, Jennifer Aniston, and Nicole Richie.

[Boondock Saint]

kill nicole richie, f carmen electra, marry jennifer aniston...

alrighty...

rachel weisz, tiffany amber thiessen, jules asner

[MadSkill]

hey guys..... dont include the kill part. keep that out

[Boondock Saint]

sorry madskill, it's the game. i can't change the rules. it's a sacred game. sorry. besides, we're not endorsing murder. it's a hypothetical situation.

so, who's going to answer?

the choices again, were: rachel weisz, tiffany amber thiessen, or jules asner.

i know that's probably a toughie, but you can do it.

[Matt]

Originally posted by MadSkill
hey guys..... dont include the kill part. keep that out

Some rich celebrity might think you really want to kill them and have the Feds take you down, lol.

[Boondock Saint]

whatever. howard stern can play the game, and they don't jump his shite.

oh well, looks like no one wants to play anyway. good going kenny. scared everyone away.

[MAX]

Marry: rachel weisz
K: tiffany amber thiessen
F: jules asner

It was a toss up between jules and tiffany for those spots.

Britney Spears, Jenny McCarthy, Eliza Deshku

[Boondock Saint]

hells yeah, rachel weisz indeed. she's SUCH a babe...

as for yours...
marry: eliza dushku. there's something about her that makes me want to be able to f her all the time...
kill: jenny mccarthy (sorry, but hard choice)
f: britney spears

next group: elisha cuthbert, charisma carpenter, jessica biel

[MAX]

K: elisha cuthbert,
F: charisma carpenter,
M: jessica biel

Gwynyth Paltrow, Kate Blanchet, Rosie O'Donnell (lol)

[Boondock Saint]

k: rosie
f: blanchett
m: paltrow

that was almost a no-brainer. paltrow's WAY too much of a hotty mcfuckpants to not marry...

charlize theron, scarlett johanssen (lost in translation, ghost world), mandy moore

[MAX]

K Mandy Moore
F Scarlett Johanssen
M Charlize Theron

Beyonce Knowles, Jordana Brewster, Tyra Banks

[Boondock Saint]

aw goddam it.

f: jordana brewster
m: tyra banks
k: beyonce. i really really don't like her at all, or find her attractive.

naomi watts, nicole kidman, kiera knightly

damn, that's too tough for me to even decide...good luck...

[MAX]

K: Kiera Knightly
M: Nicole Kidman
F: Naomi Watts

That was hard, and I'm a gay guy... =P

Hillary Duff, Mary Kate Olson, Ashley Olson

LOL.. have fun!

[Boondock Saint]

k: hilary duff
m: one twin
f: the other

vida guerra, joan rivers, courtney love

[MAX]

k joan rivers
m vida guerra
f courtney love

Barbara Bush, Nancy Reagan, Zsa Zsa Gabor

[Boondock Saint]

fick fack fock.

um...dammit, you HAD to give me republicans for two of my choices, didn't you?

k: nancy reagan, since her husband is why we're in the big shit now anyways (with his stupid foreign and domestic policies, which really put republicans out in la-la land)
f: barbara bush, just so i could have something ELSE (besides not being a dumbass) over W's head
m: zsa zsa gabor...at least she has an accent...

ali larter, uma thurman, david bowie

[MAX]

M Uma Thurman
F Ali Larter (but I'm gay...hmm)
K David Bowie (WAAAAY to old to F)

Roseanne Arnold, Tara Reid, Fabio

[McBizzel]

YOU KILLED DAVID BOWIE!!! For that, I'm not going to answer yours.

Johnny Depp, Jason Lee, Bruce Cambell? --~

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

Kill: All of them....since, I'm not gay. But I guess I have to follow the rules dammit!

F: Jonny Depp (there goes my manhood)
M: Jason Lee (ahhh! A gay marriage, noo!)
K: Bruce Campbell (I see my manhood returning, it's somewhere out there...)

Lucy Liu, Meg Ryan, Jennifer Garner?

[Boondock Saint]

i just don't know how you could kill david bowie or bruce campbell. i mean, the others are completely expendable in my book. i would marry them both. old or not, bowie's the man, and bruce is the man...literally the man.

anyways
k:lucy liu
m:jennifer garner
f:meg ryan

ok...shakira, penelope cruz, sofia vergera

[MAX]

mcbizzel cheated...

Roseanne Arnold, Tara Reid, Fabio

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

*skipping rottwylors choices as I don't know who some of them are*
As for Boondock's choices, whew, I don't know how I can kill any of them :

f: sofia vergera (whoah mama she's hot)
m: Penelope Cruiz (I can see me living with her)
k: Shakira (and I can't see myself with her, although I would rather be able to F her anytime I wanted to than Penelope...)

hmmm, try these video game characters: Lara Croft, Joanna Dark, and Samus Aran

[MAX]

*skipping chris's cause he could have looked up mine*

drew barrymore, cameron diaz, salma hayak

[Boondock Saint]

i'll do all three:

1. k: roseanne
f: fabio
m: tara reid

2. k:samus
f:joanna
m:lara

3. k:drew barrymore
f:salma hayek
m:cameron diaz

okay, new choices...rocker chicks...

karen o. (yeah yeah yeahs) (http://www.christianisjoy.org/imgs/outfit4.jpg), brody armstrong (the distillers) (http://www.conconi.ws/celine/brody546.jpg), josephine forsman (sahara hotnights, drums, blonde) (http://www.saharahotnights.com/photos/big/11055440.jpg)

i included links to photos so you could look at them if you didn't know who they were...

[koten]

Originally posted by Xtreme CHRI$$
hmmm, try these video game characters: Lara Croft, Joanna Dark, and Samus Aran

F - Laura
M - Samus
K - Joanna

Peach, Daisy, Zelda

[OutlawAdidas]

Everyone Create a Team and Enter into the Battle Rap Tournament!

Grand Prize- Wavebird or 241 memory card or a GBA Game (your choosing)

[MAX]

thats spam and annoying ^

F peach
m zelda
k daisy


Willow from Buffy, Buffy from Buffy, or Cordelia from Buffy.

[Boondock Saint]

no one did mine, so i guess i'll just repost it, while once again answering one that came after one that was skipped over...

PLAY BY THE GODDAM RULES!

f: buffy
m: willow
k: cordelia

*EDIT* fuxors...okay, new choices...rocker chicks...

karen o. (yeah yeah yeahs) (http://www.christianisjoy.org/imgs/outfit4.jpg), brody armstrong (the distillers) (http://www.conconi.ws/celine/brody546.jpg), josephine forsman (sahara hotnights, drums, blonde) (http://www.saharahotnights.com/photos/big/11055440.jpg)

i included links to photos so you could look at them if you didn't know who they were...

[koten]

F - Brody
M - Josephine
K - Karen

lets give it some anime flair this time...

Bulma (from DB/Z), Shampoo (from Ranma), Kagome (from InuYasha)

[McBizzel]

Aw, you had to go there didn't you, just couldn't resist.

F - Kagome (So young and supple)
M - Shampoo (cuz she's got that hot accent, and she's a kitty cat too)
K - Bulma (she's a raging bitch)

Since you went there, I'll go here, to pr0n.

Aria Giovanni, Veronika Zemanova, and Tera Patrick. --~

[MAX]

** I don't know straight porn, so I'll guess**

F - Aria Giovanni (F-able name)
M - Veronika Zemanova
K- Tera Patrick (sounds too much like Tara Reid.. who I HATE)

ok.. you guys went the porn route.. so I'm gonna go there too, but you won't like mine!

Ken Ryker, Peter North, Chi Chi LaRue

[McBizzel]

This is Aria, so FUCK*NG HOT!
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~cab2g/images/aria_giovanni-back2.jpg

Sorry for not responding to yours, I'll do it when I can think of three from me. --~

[koten]

*forgets to responds and stares at picture*

[Xtreme CHRI$$]

It seems no one responded to this so....
Originally posted by OutlawAdidas
Everyone Create a Team and Enter into the Battle Rap Tournament!

Grand Prize- Wavebird or 241 memory card or a GBA Game (your choosing)
Hmm, let's see:

F- Memory card
M- Wavebird
K- GBA game (any game right? ;))

Now seriously, someone answer rottwylor's choices! --~

[Boondock Saint]

f: chi chi larou
m: peter north
k: ken ryker

i'm disappointed that you didn't put lexington steele down there for the 'african flavor'

anyways, since i just creeped myself out...SNL cast members...

rachel dratch, sherry oteri, molly shannon

[prime_timer]

F- Sherri Oteri
M- Molly Shannon
K- Rachel Dratch.

Lexington Steele LOL! that would have been the perfect addition to, lol. Ok now about my choices: Famous sluts!

Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Monica lewinsky.

[McBizzel]

You make it too easy,
F-Paris Hilton
M-J.lo...wait, I'm not sure about that one

Ok ok,
F- J. Lo (in the behind, DON'T SAY YOU WOULDN'T DO IT JUST TO SAY YOU DID IT)
M-Paris Hilton (financial security)
K-Monica Lewisnki


Mya, Halle Bary, and Missy Elliot. --~

[Boondock Saint]

f: jho
m: paris
k: lewinsky

vanessa carlton, michelle branch, avril lavigne.

(personally, i'd kill the last one)

[McBizzel]

You skipped me so I'll post mine again.

But for yours,

F-Vanessa Carlton
M-Michelle Branch (God, she's so fuckin* pretty)
K-Avril Laveigne

Mya, Halle Bary, and Missy Elliot. --~

[MAX]

F: Halle Barry
M: Missy Elliot
K: Mya

Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit, Connect 4

[Miggy-AMN]

F: Monopoly
M: Trival Pursuit (Sicko!)
K: Connect 4

Kate Backinsale, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones. ;) (I love them all!)

[MAX]

F: Nicole Kidman
M: Kate Beckinsale (especially if she dressed like she was in Underworld all the time.. and that accent!)
K: Catherine Zeta-Jones

(this was actually hard, as I'd marry them all... good job code_link)

Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson, or Jessica Simpson

[Miggy-AMN]

Lol. I'm still wondering what should I say?

Hmmm...

Maybe...

oh...

(I'll just move to the next nominees)

Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, Beyoncé

[MAX]

F: Halle Barry
M: Jennifer Aniston
K: Beyonce Knowles


Ashton Kutcher, Colin Ferral, Rottwylor (lol)

[Boondock Saint]

f: rottwylor
m: ashton kutcher
k: colin ferral

sorry, rottwylor, but ashton kutcher's got tons o' cash...and colin ferral's a *****, so no sex for him...

lucy liu, portia de rossi, calista flockheart

[Miggy-AMN]

Uh, wait a minute. What does "F" mean?

[McBizzel]

Originally posted by rottwylor
F: Halle Barry
M: Missy Elliot
K: Mya

Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit, Connect 4

DAMN YOU ROTTWYLOR!!! YOUR INCREDIBLY GAY TASTE IN LOVERS HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!! YOU'VE KILLED MYA, DAMN YOUS, DAMN YOUS TO HELL!!

Well, I mean, I don't really need to say that, cuz you're going there anyway once you die from contracting aids. That's wht somebody told me at least... Now who was that? --~



EDIT:
F means Forewarn, DUH!!! --~

[MAX]

It was someone reeeeally intelligent.. either MoN, Jaga, Linque, Nightmare, or Bountyhunter. Take your pick.

F: Lucy Liu (crack that whip!)
M: Portia De Rossi (she's a lesbian, it would work out perfect)
K: Calista Flockhart (ew)

Ms. Chokesondik, Mrs. Cartman, Shiela Broflovski

[McBizzel]

It was BountyHunter, I didn't forget, I was lying.

F:Mayor
M:Ms. Cartman(Dude, hermaphrodite, best of both worlds, plus, she's AWESOME at sex and I'd be getting it everynight cuz she's a nympho)
K:Chokeson****

Since we're doing cartoons

Ariel, Pocahontas, Bell (liitle mirmaid, pocahontas, beauty and the beast) --~

[MAX]

F: Bell
M: Ariel
K: Pocahontas

Judy Jetson (Jetsons), Daphne (scooby doo), Wendy (southpark)

[McBizzel]

F: Daphne
M: Judy Jetson (cuz she's got all that wonderful stuff, plus,
eep opp ork ah-ahh)
K:Wendy(she's just got the least stuff to offer.


Ok, Shakira (best *** on the planet, or one of them)
Julie Dreyfus (from Kill Bill, Sofi Fatale, here's a little picture to remind you:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39407000/jpg/_39407668_dreyfus_pa200.jpg ),
and Kelly Brook (hottest British person EVER, not the best picture, but I likes it A LOT for some reason:
http://www.staylace.com/gallery/gallery09/kellybrook/brook.jpg ). --~

EDIT: Had to change the first response. It made this F:Daphne. --~

[koten]

F: Shakira
M: Kelly Brooke
K: Julie Dreyfus

Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Chocolate Pie

[MAX]

F: Cherry Pie
M: Apple Pie
k: Chocolate pie

Snickers, Milky Way, Twix

[koten]

F: Milky Way
M: Twix
K: Snickers

Hilary Duff, Raven, Christy Caralson Ramono

[mario]

i wanna kill all of them! okay

K-raven
F-hillary duff
m-christy romano.

but ihate all 3,


pizza, ice cream, lizzona

[MAX]

F: Lasagna
M: Pizza
K: Ice Cream

Dolphin, Seal, Panda Bear

[mario]

F-seal
M-panda bear
K-dolphin

princess peach, daisy, zelda

[McBizzel]

F: Panda(I'd have to do it before the go extinct, just to say I did)
M: Dolphin(smartest, and, if I was feeling a little randy, the dolphin chick could do me up the boonky with that oh so falic mouth/snout)
K: Seal (Nothing against them, sexy animal and all, but they bark, a lot, and that would get on my nerves. Plus, Boon brought up a very good point in that I could sell the pelt and fetch a pretty penny)

Elsa Benitez (http://chrisd054.home.att.net/elsab/ebswim03sm.jpg ),
Veronica Zemanova (http://www.envymag.com/Sex/Veronica%20Zemanova%206.jpg ),
and Almudena Fernandez (http://vipx.telepolis.com/agrada/fotos5/almud18.jpg )

Have you guessed my favorite kind of lady yet? Go on, guess. --~

[MAX]

You're favorite kind of lady has a *****...

[McBizzel]

OH man, I'm busted!

My favorite kind of lady has brown hair and brown eyes, in addittion to that, I find Latin wormen pretty Fuc*ing hot. --~


EDIT: I mean WOMEN, not WORMEN. --~

[koten]

F: Almudena Fernandez
M: Veronica Zemanova
K: Elsa Benitez

Blossum, Bubbles and Buttercup

[Boondock Saint]

seriously, koten, that's fuc*ked up. how could you possibly kill elsa benitez? one of the HOTTEST mamacitas EVER...

anyways,

m: buttercup
f: blossom
k: bubbles

ok...

sunny leone, courtney taylor, victoria zdrok (use google search for them)

[koten]

F: Courtney Taylor
M: Cictoria Zdrok (Zs are cool)
K: Sunny Leone (reminds me of sonny from sonny and chare)

Starfire, Raven, Terra (think teen titans)

[Boondock Saint]

dude, you didn't even look them up. sunny's definitely the hottest chick out of all three.

whatever, same options again for someone who's going to actually look for them...i'd post pics, but they're mostly porn, so you've got to do that on your own...

also, please quit posting choices from cartoons or food items. the point of the thread is actual women. jeez. children get on forums and do whatever they know, i guess.

sunny leone, courtney taylor, victoria zdrok

[McBizzel]

Dude, next time provide pics, then you can post those same pics in the Babes thread. --~

[Boondock Saint]

i already explained why i didn't post pics (prOn). are you going to play the game, or just sit there on your ***?

[McBizzel]

Well, being as i don't stand up to surf the internet, I'll just sit here on my ***. --~

[McBizzel]

Fine, I'll answer your question. But not Koten's, ok, Koten's too, but please, do stop using things that aren't women, especially things that aren't even resembling women, like food and board games, and animals.


I've only seen about half an episode of Teen Titans, so I'll just guess at this,
F: Raven
M: Starfire
K: Terra

Now for Matt's, and being that we saw these chicks on the Howard Stern Show on E! just a couple days ago, I know what they look like.
F: Victoria Zdork (She's got a great body, all over)
M: Sunny Leone (OH MY GOD SHE'S HOT)
K: Courtney Taylor (she's hot, just not as much as the other two)

Ok, let me think about this...

Ok, female members of The Corrs:

Andrea Jane Corr (Lead singer,http://www.corrsonline.com/home/profiles/headshot_andrea.jpg ),
Caroline Georgina Corr (drummer,http://www.corrsonline.com/home/profiles/headshot_caroline.jpg ),
Sharon Helga Corr (violin,http://www.corrsonline.com/home/profiles/headshot_sharon.jpg )

--~

[Boondock Saint]

f: Sharon Helga Corr
m: Andrea Jane Corr
k: Caroline Georgina Corr

when it comes to the irish, red hair and blue eyes freak me out...b/c i know our kids could look like conan. sure, the others probably have the same genes, but...whatever, they're all pretty.

christine taylor, amy jo johnson, meg ryan

[McBizzel]

F: Christine Taylor (I wouldn't want to, out of respect for Ben, but I would have to considering the other choices)
M: Amy Jo Johnson (IT'S THE ******* PINK RANGER, plus she's really hot and she's got a GREAT rack)
K: Meg Ryan (good God, she needs to die almost as much as Renne Zelbich)

Hmm, let me thinks.

Blue eyed brunettes it is then:

Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly, Demi Moore --~

[Professor Go]

Originally posted by McBizzel


Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly, Demi Moore --~

F: Demi
M: Jennifer
K: Kate (sorry but those other two outdo her in every aspect)

Dorothy

Rose

Sophia

(Golden Girl showdown)

[MAX]

F: sophia (she's a dirty talker, I KNOW it)
M: Rose (she's so ditzy, she'd make me laugh a lot I think)
K: Dorothy (she's too manly for a chick.. plus, she's like 8 feet tall I think)

BLONDES!!!

Amy Smart, Jessica Simpson, Jenny McCarthy

[MadSkill]

not going to listen? closed.

[Miggy-AMN]

Originally posted by Professor Go
F: Demi
M: Jennifer
K: Kate (sorry but those other two outdo her in every aspect)

Dorothy

Rose

Sophia

(Golden Girl showdown)

Whatever Adrian, you wish you knew a woman as sexy as Kate.

Uh...sorry.

*Still closed*